These last few weeks I’ve been mostly playing & finishing in my Playstation 3 Backlog Of DoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOom:
Castle of IllusionPlayed the Megadrive version a few centuries ago & never finished it because it was hard at the time. Great fun, visually striking colours (especially the sugar / sweetie level). I imagine this got gooseberry fool on because it’s not Mario or something. Also the voice actress for the witch was strawberry floating A. Like legit good.
Cel DamageI’ve felt more excitement watching The Matrix sequels.
I liked the cel shade graphics. Well yeah. That’s all I have to say about that.
Costume Quest 2Gimme ya sweets you little gooseberry fools. Fun game but not much changed since the first one. Candy Corn is the MVP.
Critter CrunchCouldn’t finish it to 100% as it requires you to be lucky. I hate gooseberry fool like that in games. Roll of the dice. Get lucky or get strawberry floated. Good game though.
CrysisWell well well, look at what we have here. Can it run Crysis?. Yes it can you guys. Now I don’t know what sort of lying arseholes are out there saying that it looked amazing on the PS3 but it really doesn’t. The strawberry float where those people on?.
I imagine it looks shite on PS3 due to hardware limitations. Not a bad game but once you get into the alien volcano / ship it didn’t feel anything special.
CuboidRoll a cuboid around a maze of wooden planks to the end of the level while avoiding traps & falls. Fun until the professional levels.
DeathSpank & DeathSpank : Thongs Of VirtueLoved the art style, simple combat & humour. Will do The Baconing later this year.
Doom Classic CompleteHad a whale of a time mowing down demons, some great level designs aswell. I can’t remember which ones they where in but three of my favourites: you where in a demon city. A huge city. The other you are in a tomb, you have to make your way down only to get ambushed by 6 million Imps & a Cyber Demon. I can remember the name of this one: it was called Mount Pain. Huuuuuuuuuuge level. Shame there isn’t a level select or at least not that I’m aware of.
Duke Nukem 3D : Megaton Edition Was ok. But felt it got better when I got to “Duke it out in D.C” .
Eat Them!Was struggling but I managed to do it. Basically : Destroy buildings, eat humans, rob a bank do a checkpoint race & more. Earn medals to earn better items to improve your monster.
& finally tonight I went back to the nightmare that is
EchochromeI strawberry floating hate this game, I hate it with a strawberry floating passion. You have to move the camera about for the Tory creature that you control so that it will make a path so that you can pick up a Tory boy. Pick a few up to finish a level.
I don’t know who green lit this music but I gooseberry fool you not: this is the music that you would have playing if you where going to torture someone to death. I imagine this is the sort of music the Tories listen to.
I won’t finish this game though, I’ve been playing it for a few hours & I just can’t with this game.
Well that’s my PS3 backlog up to date: in the next few weeks I will be mostly playing:
Far Cry Classic & Blood Dragon, Fez, Flow
, Goat Stimulator, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the white rabbit, Hotline Miami 1 & 2 & Infamous : Festival Of Blood.