Real Life Situation: What do I do?

skarmachild wrote:i'd tatoo my face if my current job let me. cant have any visible tats.

i know it was a joke but w/ever. do new zealanders stick out their tongue alot?

all the time mate.

i'd fit right in, im always sticking my tongue out. guessing its easier for a uk citizen to live & work in NZ then it is america cause of the whole green card thingthing

I know I'm far too late with this, but you shouldn't go to sleep right after being hit in the head. If you have concussion it can strawberry float up your memories and shiz.

advice: if you can get away with it, beat the gooseberry fool out of him. if not, plot some sort of revenge murder scheme (or just bail and wake up tommorow glad your not being cuffed for some banana split telling on you)

Shadow wrote:I know I'm far too late with this, but you shouldn't go to sleep right after being hit in the head. If you have concussion it can strawberry float up your memories and shiz.

This is false, sleeping with a concussion is fine but obviously seek medical attention if you feel unwell.

skarmachild wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:Serves you right. It is what you get by making a horrible life choice by going to Australia. This wouldn't happen if you just went to NZ, we are actually friendly and don't have "chavs" or whatever they are.

Fatal Exception wrote:It was probably 1mcanny1.

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Dual wrote:Leave Australia.

Dual

Question! How does one from England get to live in NZ?

Is it a case of applying for jobs and if you get accepted move over & live or is there a program which makes it easy.... seems like hard work if you don't have loads of cashdollars. Would love to live in NZ, can you give me any advice? (:

It is a very good decision to come to NZ. If you just so happen to be brown you have your own special TV show called Police Ten Seven. Plus you get tons of other benefits, you are able to stick your tongue out and dance around shirtless (it doesn't even matter if you fat) and the ladies love it.
However if you are white you don't get these benefits, you just get to enjoy the lovely Antarctic air, the beautiful scenery, the friendly people AND you actually have space to MOVE around. NZ is bigger than the UK but only has 4 million people. But if you are white NEVER pretend to be Maori, some white guys act more Maori then Maori act themselves. This would make you look like a prick. Also when you come here you have to remember 7 things:
1. Australia is the worst thing since Germany.
2. Hamilton doesn't exist.
3. We invented the Pavlova.
4. Jandals.
5. Gumboots.
6. Don't go to south or west Auckland.
7. Everyone out side of Auckland does not like Auckland, hence the term "Jafa" (Just another strawberry floating Aucklander).

Lots of Poms live here, so you won't feel out of place. However I am unsure of the process, maybe start here http://www.workingin-newzealand.com/visa/faqs/work-and-live#.UAtRPKNliQo

So as you can see, making the decision to live in NZ is a great choice. It is the closest thing god can give you as a guarantee for a great life. I will leave you with a video from my friends at Tourism NZ, look forward to seeing you!

If there was ever reason to not go to NZ, Manny would be it.

1cmanny1 wrote:It is a very good decision to come to NZ. If you just so happen to be brown you have your own special TV show called Police Ten Seven... However if you are white you don't get these benefits,

Woke up today with a slight black eye and red graze underneath. I was hoping it would be something that wouldn't be picked up on in work tomorrow but it's clear enough for somebody to say something. That's what I feel worried about at the moment, a little bit embarrassing and I was hoping my time here would pass without incident. Feel bad for neighbours (there's a joke in there somewhere).

Talk about a quick to GRCade moment. :lol:

Sorry for that, I had nobody to tell and don't wish to say anything to los parentos back home or my girlfriend for it'd only cause unneccessary worry.

I got a knock on the door this morning to find a chick in my doorway. I invite her in and she just tells me she was at the party, saw what happened to me and thought it was well out of order. She remembers the same version of events as me, that I was only over there for a friendly chat. Apparantly the guy who went for me is always like that and has to punch somebody at every party. She'd walked across town so for her to come and see I was okay was very humbling.

Anyway, I think that's the end of that, just a shame about the mark on the eye. I understand scuffles happen when people drink but it just saddens me that this was unprovoked.

Thanks for the advice guys. Canny is right, NZ Is better than Aus.

Oh, and I had that wank.

Jus Luke wrote:Oh, and I had that wank.

While the girl was there?

Lagamorph wrote:
Jus Luke wrote:Oh, and I had that wank.

While the girl was there?

Should have gooseberry fool on her tits.

Errkal wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:
Jus Luke wrote:Oh, and I had that wank.

While the girl was there?

Should have gooseberry fool on her tits.

Nah, that's at least third or fourth date.

... dammit. Couldn't find my favourate... "NEW ZEALAND - LIKE SCOTLAND, BUT FURTHER"

1cmanny1 wrote:6. Don't go to south or west Auckland.

We have a place called West Auckland here, too. Not going there is good advice.

Yoshimi wrote:

... dammit. Couldn't find my favourate... "NEW ZEALAND - LIKE SCOTLAND, BUT FURTHER"

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:6. Don't go to south or west Auckland.

We have a place called West Auckland here, too. Not going there is good advice.

Why do you always copy us :roll:

The next thing you will do is have a town called Cambridge.

1cmanny1 wrote:Why do you always copy us The next thing you will do is have a town called Cambridge.

At least we haven't copied the Australian accent like you guys did.

At least people can understand us.

Thsi is true, we cant just about understand you, so you did a gooseberry fool job at copying the Aussie accent

Errkal wrote:Thsi is true, we cant just about understand you, so you did a gooseberry fool job at copying the Aussie accent

At least we actually learn how to write in English. Or "Kiwi" as we like to say.

Besides we didn't come from AU, we came from the UK. So what you hear is a refined, understandable version of your accent.

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