Really Weird stuff

PostReally Weird stuff by **timble** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:23 pm

This won't really make a good thread but I remembered something today happened to me along time ago.

I used to deliver TV's and once I got to this lady's house and when I walked in I figured she was a little 'out there' straight away. But weirdly in everyroom there was powdery stuff against all the skirtingboards. Lots of it. Similar to the way snow drifts.

She said "Excuse the floor, it's my husband's skin. He's not with us anymore."

I got straight in. Did my sh*t and went.

Now, what the f*ck was all that about?

Sorry I just had to share that as it popped into my head earlier. Bloody weird and 100% true.

To attempt to make a thread... Has anything weird like that happened to you?

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **timble** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:35 pm

Yes I knew it would be a sh*t thread. But its weird though int it.

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **Trinity** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:38 pm

I went to an old dear's house once. SHe was awfully well to do, very excentric and raving mad. She had a big pile of twigs in the front room but no fireplace.
Anyway I did her a quote for some work and when our lads went to do the grafting they found a coffin in the upstairs bedroom.
She'd bought it for herself.

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **SEP** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:40 pm

Trinity wrote:I went to an old dear's house once. SHe was awfully well to do, very excentric and raving mad. She had a big pile of twigs in the front room but no fireplace.
Anyway I did her a quote for some work and when our lads went to do the grafting they found a coffin in the upstairs bedroom.
She'd bought it for herself.

Her name wasn't Miss Havisham, was it?

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **Trinity** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:44 pm

I've never read Dickens.

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **SEP** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:45 pm

Trinity wrote:I've never read Dickens.

Then I have pity for you.

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **Superking** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:56 pm

Weird stories eh? Well I had a strangely vivid dream the other night that would make a good horror story. Well not really but its one of those nightmares which scare the gooseberry fool out of you in the middle of the night but seem so stupid the next morning. I am at a dark evil looking graveyard in the middle of the night. Thunder lights the sky and it is raining heavily. A woman with an American southern accent is standing over the grave of her dead disabled son and narrates the story of how he killed his younger sister. She show’s me his bizarrely shaped shoe which is in her hand. Its a bit like a clowns show except larger and completely round. It ought to look comical but instead looks somewhat sinister. She recants how he used to look after his sister and say coo over and over again to comfort her. The whole scene takes place form my point of view and I am a few feet away from the grave. She continues her story as her dead son appears and seems to crawl closer towards me. His head is very large and seems to be the only thing I can focus on. Again its very round and slightly rugby ball shaped and ought to look comical but it seems sinister . He edges closer and closer towards me with something in his hand maybe a big steel mallet or something but I can't really tell. As he edges towards me he says coo coo coo, over and over again. I ought to move away but for some reason i stay there transfixed. As he gets closer he raises whatever it is in his hand and I wake up.

Now writing it back this story sounds totally retarded but it caused me to wake up in the middle of the night and scared me shitless at the time. Something about the atmosphere and the fact that it was from my own POV yet I coudln't do anything. I dunno. The point is how the strawberry float has my brain been able to come up with such a detailed crazy story with no promting at all

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **SEP** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:00 pm

Superking wrote:Again its very round and slightly rugby ball shaped

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **Trinity** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:03 pm

Weird dreams? How long do we have?

My most vivid one consisted of me being at a petrol station about a mile outside of a large town. There is a flash of bright light and the town appears to be hit by a large bomb. I get knocked out but when I wake up there are people walking up the road from the town. 10 or 20 walk past only to be followed by the same 10 or 20 people, walking in the same order, with the same mannerisms but with limbs deformed. The process repeats itself with the deformities becoming progressively worse.

Eventually they all turn on me.

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **Dr. ogue Tomato** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:07 pm

I once had a dream nuclear war broke out and I was ushered into a large room (like a hangar) underneath a shopping center. I could hear all the bombs dropping for some reason, ever since then I've been scared of nuclear war.

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by **timble** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:08 pm

How the heck do you remember your dreams so well? I can never remember mine. Other than when I suffered sleep paralysis, now that is scary stuff. Your dreams are real and you can't move. And everything is EVIL!

PostRe: Really Weird stuff by JK » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:26 pm

I was waiting at the bus stop opposite Manchester Oxford Road station for a good twenty minutes and not a single Magic Bus drove passed.

Feaky gooseberry fool.

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