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Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:05 pm
by Rocsteady
Falsey wrote:Im really sorry, but it is kind of funny in a twisted way.

TherapistLAD

Luckily I think he's about 70 so I don't think I'm getting traded up

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:51 am
by Moggy
Rocsteady wrote:
Falsey wrote:Im really sorry, but it is kind of funny in a twisted way.

TherapistLAD

Luckily I think he's about 70 so I don't think I'm getting traded up


You misheard, she said "he's seventeen".

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:04 pm
by Rocsteady
Well we got back together the following day and made a porno anyway, functional relationship yeahh

Still agreed to go see some balding fella who's gonna tell me what my hidden issues are, apparently this is a topic I have to broach which sounds like complete pseudo - science bullshit to me: http://www.constellationsolutions.co.uk ... erview.htm

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:06 pm
by Preezy
Anyone else think the URL in Rocsteady's post was to the porno he made?

Just me, eh? :shifty:

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:56 pm
by Moggy
Preezy wrote:Anyone else think the URL in Rocsteady's post was to the porno he made?

Just me, eh? :shifty:


He's a selfish bastard, why mention a sex tape and then not show it to us?

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:30 pm
by Rocsteady
Really though, I'm not the only one that thinks that sounds like garbage am I?

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:54 pm
by Dual
Nobody cares about that gooseberry fool mate just post link to your home video.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:59 pm
by OrangeRKN
Rocsteady wrote:Still agreed to go see some balding fella who's gonna tell me what my hidden issues are, apparently this is a topic I have to broach which sounds like complete pseudo - science bullshit to me: http://www.constellationsolutions.co.uk ... erview.htm


Complete utter pseudoscience nonsense. I mean look at the section titled "What about Aids?" (yes really)

If I go back to the previous example, if there was a child who dyed early and the child was a girl, and later on in the family there are only boys, then one of the boys has to represent a girl. Now, this leads to homosexuality; if a man has to represent a woman in a family.


:dread:

Don't give this charlatan your money

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:04 pm
by Moggy
OrangeRakoon wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:Still agreed to go see some balding fella who's gonna tell me what my hidden issues are, apparently this is a topic I have to broach which sounds like complete pseudo - science bullshit to me: http://www.constellationsolutions.co.uk ... erview.htm


Complete utter pseudoscience nonsense. I mean look at the section titled "What about Aids?" (yes really)

If I go back to the previous example, if there was a child who dyed early and the child was a girl, and later on in the family there are only boys, then one of the boys has to represent a girl. Now, this leads to homosexuality; if a man has to represent a woman in a family.


:dread:

Don't give this charlatan your money


strawberry floating hell. :lol:

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:29 pm
by Hesk
Wow. Definitely do not go.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:33 pm
by Preezy
Hmm, makes sense to me, I'd pay double for his advice and then spread the word to your friends and family.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:45 pm
by Hexx
Come back hours later and still no Roc tape?

Pfft

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:54 pm
by Victor Mildew
OrangeRakoon wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:Still agreed to go see some balding fella who's gonna tell me what my hidden issues are, apparently this is a topic I have to broach which sounds like complete pseudo - science bullshit to me: http://www.constellationsolutions.co.uk ... erview.htm


Complete utter pseudoscience nonsense. I mean look at the section titled "What about Aids?" (yes really)

If I go back to the previous example, if there was a child who dyed early and the child was a girl, and later on in the family there are only boys, then one of the boys has to represent a girl. Now, this leads to homosexuality; if a man has to represent a woman in a family.


:dread:

Don't give this charlatan your money


The kid dyed? Did his mum stick a red sock up her fanny or something?

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:39 pm
by That's not a growth
Make a sex tape with the balding fella.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:41 pm
by Rocsteady
Dual wrote:Nobody cares about that gooseberry fool mate just post link to your home video.

:lol:


Just to clarify I wouldn't be going to see the author, it was more to get across the general concept. So maybe slightly less mental but still ludicrous, so far as I can gather.

Anyway, agreed to go to one on Friday just to quieten the girlfriend, shall report back.

Spent the evening in a bar in a friendly situation with an American model and a lass with a nice face and body that'd have you sucking her daddy's dick, makes me wonder what the strawberry float I'm doing in my current relationship state

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:04 am
by Tomous
So my ex girlfriend and I after a year and a half have got back together in the last month. She's coming out to Vietnam (where I currently am) and we're going to spend the next 5 months travelling together :cool:

Now that we're back together, I think I'll be popping the question this year at some point

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:23 am
by Rocsteady
Thinking of that after a month back together?

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:24 am
by Victor Mildew
Yeah that's pretty drastic. Happy that you're happy, but that really doesn't seem like a great thing to rush in to.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:30 am
by Poser
Tomous wrote:She's coming out to Vietnam (where I currently am)


Ad7 wrote:Yeah that's pretty drastic. Happy that you're happy, but that really doesn't seem like a great thing to rush in to.


You don't know, man. You weren't there.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:01 am
by Hexx
Rocsteady wrote:
Dual wrote:Nobody cares about that gooseberry fool mate just post link to your home video.

:lol:


Just to clarify I wouldn't be going to see the author, it was more to get across the general concept. So maybe slightly less mental but still ludicrous, so far as I can gather.

Anyway, agreed to go to one on Friday just to quieten the girlfriend, shall report back.

Spent the evening in a bar in a friendly situation with an American model and a lass with a nice face and body that'd have you sucking her daddy's dick, makes me wonder what the strawberry float I'm doing in my current relationship state


I'd not heard that before...um...k?

(Also still waiting for links!)