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Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:35 am
by Victor Mildew
Come on man, I've got fiiiive kids to feed.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:20 am
by False
Listen you slag; you can get 60% of the Giro but the disability benefit is 100% mine

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:06 pm
by Preezy
I also pay more of the bills because I earn more than 'er indoors. Happy wife, happy life.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:23 pm
by Drumstick
All of our money goes into one account. We then have a standing order set up to pay a fixed amount into our personal accounts. I earn more than her but take the same monthly allowance.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:25 pm
by Bunni
I pay slightly more for the on paper bills because I earn more at the moment, we both chuck into the bills account and whatever's left usually goes back to me. But I also do the big shop, whereas he usually does the top ups throughout the month.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:32 am
by Fade
Hey guys, I didnt kiss that girl, because she looked uncomfortable, and she wants to see me again.

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Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:11 am
by bigcheez2k3
She looked uncomfortable because she's shy. Just take the lead and she will likely be fairly receptive.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:20 am
by Banjo
Or, take the lead and be accused of sexual assault.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:23 am
by Moggy
Either way you'll either get a kiss or a cool conviction on your record.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:24 am
by That's not a growth
Well, go in for a kiss and if she pulls away don't kiss her. Simples. Such a Fade issue.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:50 am
by Victor Mildew
If she says no, cut her face.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:55 pm
by bigcheez2k3
That's not a growth wrote:Well, go in for a kiss and if she pulls away don't kiss her. Simples. Such a Fade issue.


This is what I meant. Don't go full Trump and grab her by the pussy.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:31 pm
by That's not a growth
Unless she likes that.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:49 pm
by Fade
That's not a growth wrote:Well, go in for a kiss and if she pulls away don't kiss her. Simples. Such a Fade issue.

Or I could just tell by her body language she didn't want me to. She was crossing her arms and pulling up her sleeves all night.

And then when I mentioned that I was thinking about it she said it would have caught her by surprise, with one of those awkward looking emotes.

Maybe she's had a bad experience with someone in the past. I don't mind. She still wants to see me, and knows I'm interested. So IDGAF.

Shame we don't have any more Falsey stories to balance out my incredibly dull ones :slol:

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:12 pm
by Floex
You've been out 5 times and she's saying that? So are you guys just friends at this stage?

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:37 pm
by Fade
We're dating, definitely more than friends

I don't see how you go from not knowing someone, to wanting to be affectionate towards them in less than 24 hours of being around them. Yeah I would have been okay with it sooner, but she is clearly more shy than me,
and I'm sure from my posts it's clear I'm pretty shy around new people.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:06 pm
by Victor Mildew
Maybe she's just not that into you any more. It happens.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:08 pm
by Floex
Well, it's not only being around them, it's communication when you're away from each other too.

But hey, you do you, but if you want something to happen you're the one that's going to have to instigate it.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:24 pm
by Rocsteady
Fade wrote:We're dating, definitely more than friends

I don't see how you go from not knowing someone, to wanting to be affectionate towards them in less than 24 hours of being around them.Yeah I would have been okay with it sooner, but she is clearly more shy than me,
and I'm sure from my posts it's clear I'm pretty shy around new people.

Wut?

It's not simply being affectionate, it's lust. Virtually every human on the planet will have wanted to get 'affectionate' towards someone in less than 24 hours.

He'll, plenty of people who go out partying or to pubs or clubs or wherever will have become 'affectionate' within about five minutes of meeting someone.

Re: Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:32 pm
by False
I don't understand why you would be so cagey about going for something when you are looking for a girlfriend. Fair enough don't write the bitch a sonnet but make her know you are looking for a girlfriend innit.

If it pans out that she isn't the one for you it's hardly a big loss.