Relationship Thread V.2 - Canyonero! :x

[Drumstick]

Nice one mate!

[Corazon de Leon]

Ah congratulations mate, really chuffed for you

[SugarDave]

Asked my girlfriend to marry me... little island 300km off the coast... She said yes

Congrats!

[That's not a growth]

Congrats mini e!

[Ad7]

[jamcc]

Anyone here on Tinder?

(In b4 'ur ugly lol') but have any of you noticed how much less frequently you get matches these days compared to, say, last year? I'm far from the only person I know who's noticed this and I do have a theory that it's linked to Tinder Gold (basically: Tinder holding back likes to encourage people to sign up to Gold) but maybe it's simply down to falling membership numbers?

Would be very interested to hear from other 'cade Tinderers!

[That's not a growth]

I tried a few months ago, and at first I wasnt getting many matches I then changed my photo to be wearing a suit and got strawberry floating loads. Seems bitches love suits. Didn't fix the fact I'm gooseberry fool at making conversation, but I got a few dates out of it. All of them were fatter than in their pictures. I'm no longer on tinder.

[Ad7]

I tried a few months ago, and at first I wasnt getting many matches I then changed my photo to be wearing a suit and got strawberry floating loads. Seems bitches love suits because they automatically think you have lots of money. Didn't fix the fact I'm gooseberry fool at making conversation, but I got a few dates out of it. All of them were fatter than in their pictures. I'm no longer on tinder.

Ftfy

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[Squinty]

Where does one go to meet women who might like a totally povvo man? Just asking for a friend.

[Hexx]

Where does one go to meet women who might like a totally povvo man? Just asking for a friend.

https://www.weareyates.co.uk/

[Moggy]

Where does one go to meet women who might like a totally povvo man? Just asking for a friend.

Hang around outside a pound shop.

[Squinty]

I'd preferably like a woman who has her own front teeth.

[Hexx]

I'd preferably like a woman who has her own front teeth.

Do they have to be the originals?

Also thinking about it - wouldn't gummy be better for certain activities?

[Moggy]

I'd preferably like a woman who has her own front teeth.

Beggars can't be choosers.

[Poser]

All of them were fatter than in their pictures.

There is a knack that most overweight woman have mastered, of using flattering angles to look thin. We usually look at people's social media profiles as part of the recruitment process (to gauge personality, weed out racists/idiots and also to see what they actually post on social media) and the number of women who get to interview stage and appear to have gained at least three stone is incredible.

[Ste]

All of them were fatter than in their pictures.

There is a knack that most overweight woman have mastered, of using flattering angles to look thin. We usually look at people's social media profiles as part of the recruitment process (to gauge personality, weed out racists/idiots and also to see what they actually post on social media) and the number of women who get to interview stage and appear to have gained at least three stone is incredible.

One of them is holding the phone/camera above their head and looking up at it. Looking up gets rid of a few extra chins.

[Tafdolphin]

I found the Tinder Drop Off to be a recurring effect when I used it. First time was in Melbourne, second in Manchester and both times I'd experience a glut of matches in the first 2 months or so, with an inevitable drop off thereafter. This was a good year and a half ago, so not sure if user numbers have tanked now.

And I was always pretty lucky with my matches; they all ending up looking better than their photos. Met my then girlfriend through it, who looked OK on the app but was a knockout in real life (bragbrag). In Manchester the worst I had was that one of my dates was only slightly shorter than me (so about 6'1) which was oddly alarming at first, but she was still lovely.

[Hexx]

Wow. So much self complimenting/bragging in there.

I don't use Tinder - but it comes (/snicker) in ebs and flows normally on other apps.

Have you spruced up your profile at all recently? New pics/text?

[Tafdolphin]

Wow. So much self complimenting/bragging in there.

So much. I'm a strawberry floating catch.