Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(

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by Mommy Christmas » Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:44 am

Does she like being tied up?

If she does, tie her up and go at her like a bulldog eating porridge.

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by Errkal » Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:47 am

False wrote:my ex has secretly charged the house tax, her insurance, debits etc to my accounts

only found out today when checking money for the weekend

she has also been awol from any form of contact since 7pm yesterday

left me 300 overdrawn on main account and 500 over my credit limit on card


That’s proper gooseberry fool! Can you go initially via the bank to get it back technically it is fraud the same as any other so they should be able to credit back then kick off the investigation.

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by Trelliz » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:07 am

Once you sort that out I recommend getting new bank accounts and closing the old ones.

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by ianfianf » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:04 am

False wrote:my ex has secretly charged the house tax, her insurance, debits etc to my accounts

only found out today when checking money for the weekend

she has also been awol from any form of contact since 7pm yesterday

left me 300 overdrawn on main account and 500 over my credit limit on card


Do direct debit mandates not require signature?

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by Festivus Maximus » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:40 am

Rocsteady wrote:Yeah, there's no way of saying it without sounding like a dick but I know how to get women off, I've been with enough.

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY JEE-ZUS

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by Saigon Slick » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:41 am

ianfianf wrote:
False wrote:my ex has secretly charged the house tax, her insurance, debits etc to my accounts

only found out today when checking money for the weekend

she has also been awol from any form of contact since 7pm yesterday

left me 300 overdrawn on main account and 500 over my credit limit on card


Do direct debit mandates not require signature?


No, they don’t. If you know the DD details it’s not that hard to set one up.

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by Minty14 » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:53 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:
ianfianf wrote:
False wrote:my ex has secretly charged the house tax, her insurance, debits etc to my accounts

only found out today when checking money for the weekend

she has also been awol from any form of contact since 7pm yesterday

left me 300 overdrawn on main account and 500 over my credit limit on card


Do direct debit mandates not require signature?


No, they don’t. If you know the DD details it’s not that hard to set one up.

They don't require a signature, but whenever you set one up, you have to confirm that you are the only account holder or that you have permission from all account holders.

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by ianfianf » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:54 am

Minty14 wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:
ianfianf wrote:
False wrote:my ex has secretly charged the house tax, her insurance, debits etc to my accounts

only found out today when checking money for the weekend

she has also been awol from any form of contact since 7pm yesterday

left me 300 overdrawn on main account and 500 over my credit limit on card


Do direct debit mandates not require signature?


No, they don’t. If you know the DD details it’s not that hard to set one up.

They don't require a signature, but whenever you set one up, you have to confirm that you are the only account holder or that you have permission from all account holders.


Contact Action Fraud falsey

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by False » Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:33 pm

I had a random call off a mutual friend today that lasted over an hour, she was telling me all the ways Eve is trying to ruin my life behind the scenes

apparently this mutual friend is now completely disinterested in what she has to say because she know its fabrications having been in the situations or whatever is being described to try and shoot me down

she literally just said to me that she is being a nasty bitch and is trying to destroy my life via every avenue she has access to

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by DarkRula » Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:44 pm

And that just shows you how some people can be extremely petty when things don't go their way.

Here's hoping no lasting harm comes from whetever happens and that things that have already happened (like that money business) can get sorted fast. She needs to just lay off and move on.

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by Yubel » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:20 pm

Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.

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by Somebody Else's Presents » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:31 pm

It's been over 5 years since I last had sex, and I'm OK. Apart from dressing up like Freddie Mercury and lip-syncing to Radio Gaga.

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by Xmasday » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:36 pm

Yubel wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.


For some people it is a necessity, some people just need sex. Some feel that they need that sexual chemistry to make it work, others don't, it depends on the person. By the sounds of it, it is something important to Rocsteady. Just because you haven't ever touched yourself doesn't mean anything, it just means that you haven't ever had a wank.

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by Merry Christmous Everyone » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:44 pm

Yubel wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.


You realise people have completely different sex drives right?

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by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:47 pm

you guys are so nice, giving the time of day to a virgin trolling the relationship thread

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:53 pm

Yubel wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.


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by Rocsteady » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:09 pm

Yubel wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.

Cool story bro.

The last couple of days it's actually improved massively, we've found ways to make it work for both of us and she's put effort into understanding my point of view on the topic which is hugely important. Obviously early days but tentatively positive signs.

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by Rocsteady » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:12 pm

Yubel wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.

Also, actually, what? You've never once made yourself cum? I get that people are asexual but surely even just once out of curiosity you would've given it a shot.

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by Yubel » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:23 pm

Tomous wrote:
Yubel wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Otherwise she's caring and fun and all the rest of it but ultimately if I can't get over this I'm not sure what the alternative is. Apart from wanking a bunch and resigning myself to sub-par sex.


You make it sound like sex is a necessity, like food and sleep. I've gone 27 years without wanking/jacking off or any of that and I'm still standing.


You realise people have completely different sex drives right?


I hadn't considered that, but I can't help feeling there's more merit in her being a caring and fun person - that's on top of still engaging physically 2-3 times a week(!) by the way, which I'd assume is quite uncommon as is.

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by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:26 pm

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