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Started seeing a girl recently, had 3 dates and all seemed to go really well (lots of conversations, laughing and generally having a really good time) all of a sudden she’s seemingly ghosted me for whatever reason What’s the issue in just letting someone know you are no longer interested these days! Maddening!

It's because girls are dirt.

Snoring has got to be a massive relationship killer. It's the most annoying thing ever, especially when it's not just your girlfriend who is doing it, but you yourself. Last night was strawberry floating awful. Whenever I was about to nod off my girlfriend pushed me in the back of the head to stop me from falling asleep. The thing is, I'm still conscious but cannot hear myself snore, so it really feels like she's just hitting me for no reason. Then, when she falls asleep, she snores and I simply can't sleep through the noise. She is an incredibly light sleeper, as well, so when I shift even slightly it normally wakes her up. This happened last night over and over again.

The most annoying thing, though, was that when she couldn't get back to sleep she just started humming. Humming! At about 4 in the morning! The following exchange went like this:

Her: hums off-key, for what seems like minutes but was probably only about 30 seconds
Me: *oh God no, why is she doing this?*
Her: continues to hum in an incredibly irritating way
Me: Why are you humming?
Her: Hmm?
Me: I said why are you humming?
Her: I dunno
Me: Well can you not do that?
Her: That's very rude!
Me: It's not rude you're strawberry floating humming in bed it's ridiculous!!!11!!

Shortly after that she went back to snoring. I was lying there pissed off first about the humming, then knowing that if I asked her to stop she would get annoyed, then that she was pissed off that I quite reasonably asked to her to stop, and then that she started snoring.

I also complained that I couldn't sleep last night because of her snoring and she said "welcome to my world. You can't compare my snoring to your snoring". I'm like, strawberry float you. Even if my snoring is worse, how would you strawberry floating know unless you can somehow sleep while hearing your own snoring?!

We are not on good terms at the moment and this might be the final straw. Does my head in.

"Why did you split up with your girlfriend"

"The humming, oh my god the strawberry floating humming"

"Humming?"

"DON'T strawberry floating ASK!"

Humming in bed wtf

Get rid of ASAP

Malicious and persistent humming is a real problem, can really hold people back.

As far as I know I do snore a bit but either the wife has stopped caring about it or she's slowly building up a massive pile of resentment toward me from it and one day is going to murder me in my sleep.

Have either of you looked into any of the possible remedies for snoring or mechanisms to reduce the problem?

Jenuall wrote:Malicious and persistent humming is a real problem, can really hold people back.

As far as I know I do snore a bit but either the wife has stopped caring about it or she's slowly building up a massive pile of resentment toward me from it and one day is going to murder me in my sleep.

Have either of you looked into any of the possible remedies for snoring or mechanisms to reduce the problem?

I plan to purchase some sort of mouthguard dealie but apparently it's bloody uncomfortable. She reckons her snoring isn't as bad so she won't get one too. Maybe I will buy two so I can sit on my pedestal over the situation.

Might as well take this opportunity to ask if any of you have had a snoring problem and what you did about it? Is it even curable? I think I snore through the mouth which is why I'm considering a mouthguard thing.

I snore and I make really strange noises in my sleep. I've been to my doctor about it and she sent me to have a sleep test to see of sleep apnoea was the problem (especially the noises) and they said the apart from the snoring I sleep pretty well. They said to me as well as a mouth guard (apparently the dentist can make you one that's comfortable to sleep in) they said to lose weight to try and stop it.

I feel sorry for my partner, hes a light sleeper so I must be a real nuisance at night (some nights, apparently I dont snore or make strange noises every night). Mind when my snoring does get bad he wakes me so I stop.

Humming in bed at 4am is something out of a horror movie

My wife sometimes make this weird croaking noise when she's asleep, kind of like the girl in The Grudge. Fun times

I snore and talk in my sleep. The conversations I've had with either myself or partner have been of much amusement to her

She's agreed not to complain about my snoring after our friend moved in. You can hear him from downstairs!

Also wedding costs man. There's so much gooseberry fool that's suddenly costing lots of quid

Feel you on wedding costs, increasingly thinking about just having immediate family and a couple of friends in a registry office and doing literally nothing else. Also would cut off those family who are hassling us about when it's going to be and what they want us to do.

My wife talks in her sleep which can sometimes be a bit disconcerting. One day I'm sure I'm going to wake up in the night to hear her saying something about killing me!

You should just sleep alone. No issues then

My wife has told me I speak in my sleep before. I'm not sure how often I do it these days as she doesn't mention it nearly as much as she used to but the other day she took great joy in telling me how I woke her up saying "Shh! I'm trying to spread Marmite into the cat's fur!"

Blue Eyes wrote:Might as well take this opportunity to ask if any of you have had a snoring problem and what you did about it? Is it even curable? I think I snore through the mouth which is why I'm considering a mouthguard thing.

I was a terrible loud snorer. My solution was to lose 5 stone.

Winckle wrote:

Blue Eyes wrote:Might as well take this opportunity to ask if any of you have had a snoring problem and what you did about it? Is it even curable? I think I snore through the mouth which is why I'm considering a mouthguard thing.

I was a terrible loud snorer. My solution was to lose 5 stone.

I hear losing weight helps. Not really sure how, though. What's the science?

Ex used to sit up and move her arms around and stuff whilst asleep

I’m told I regularly convulse like I’m getting an electrical shock

Nobody is perfect I guess