Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Kezzer » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:39 am

lmao

that would be amazing.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Drumstick » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:40 am

Falsey :lol:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by OrangeRKN » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:46 am

Real advice: Block and ignore

Fun advice: Change your number in his contacts so next time he tries ringing you it'll go to the non-emergency police line

EDIT: Or a premium rate phone number!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Kezzer » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:52 am

or give us the number!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by pjbetman » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:55 am

False wrote:its funny actually, she gave him her old phone a couple of months ago and then he went nuts on her and I had to break into his icloud and remotely wipe the phone

I told her I can disable the phone completely and he wont have any recourse but she asked me not to

then she texted me literally last night telling me that he managed to sync her old numbers onto his contacts and I joked that no doubt the exes will be getting calls asking for dating advice for how to get her back

less than 12 hours later hes on the bell to me - what a tragic dickhead

I think I can block him, though Im on ios, Im curious to see where hes going with his threats



Try and stir trouble for your ex - say she said he's got a dick like an acorn!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by KjGarly » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:01 am

Plot twist - he wants a bit of Falsey and not in the fiery-cuffs way!

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Drumstick » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:02 am

Kezzer wrote:or give us the number!

This and we record the calls.

Gary Neville all over again.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by False » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:12 am

you know what, I would, but some sappy banana split would drop my name

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by Winckle » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:29 am

Falsey text him: "When you next go round to her house, let her know she can keep all the monster condoms I bought for my magnum dong"

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by Drumstick » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:45 am

Winckle wrote:Falsey text him: "When you next go round to her house, let her know she can keep all the monster condoms I bought for my magnum dong"

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Hexx » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:47 am

What if he already found the micro condoms while he was round there though? :(

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Moggy » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:52 am

What a lunatic. Are there any other blokes you want revenge on? If so tell the psycho that the other bloke is banging her and pass on his number.

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by False » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:56 am

honestly there are so many hilarious layers to this story that go way deeper and funnier the more you look at it but I think they may divulge too much info regarding my 'alternative lifestyle choices'

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Hexx » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:59 am

False wrote:honestly there are so many hilarious layers to this story that go way deeper and funnier the more you look at it but I think they may divulge too much info regarding my 'alternative lifestyle choices'


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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:00 pm

The only solution to this is to have a melon-off, with the victor taking mating privileges.

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by Corazon de Leon » Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:01 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:The only solution to this is to have a melon-off, with the victor taking mating privileges.


It’s a bit unfair if you take mating privileges regardless of who wins, is it not?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Kezzer » Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:57 pm

:lol:

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:26 pm

I couldn't think of a word more suitable than victor at that point.

I'll take it :datass:

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Fade » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:18 pm

Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?

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PostRe: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
by Knoyleo » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:22 pm

Fade wrote:Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?

I met my wife when we worked at the same place, so it went OK.


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