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Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:52 am
by Kezzer
or give us the number!
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:55 am
by pjbetman
False wrote:its funny actually, she gave him her old phone a couple of months ago and then he went nuts on her and I had to break into his icloud and remotely wipe the phone
I told her I can disable the phone completely and he wont have any recourse but she asked me not to
then she texted me literally last night telling me that he managed to sync her old numbers onto his contacts and I joked that no doubt the exes will be getting calls asking for dating advice for how to get her back
less than 12 hours later hes on the bell to me - what a tragic dickhead
I think I can block him, though Im on ios, Im curious to see where hes going with his threats
Try and stir trouble for your ex - say she said he's got a dick like an acorn!
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:01 am
by KjGarly
Plot twist - he wants a bit of Falsey and not in the fiery-cuffs way!
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:02 am
by Drumstick
Kezzer wrote:or give us the number!
This and we record the calls.
Gary Neville all over again.
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:12 am
by False
you know what, I would, but some sappy banana split would drop my name
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:29 am
by Winckle
Falsey text him: "When you next go round to her house, let her know she can keep all the monster condoms I bought for my magnum dong"
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:45 am
by Drumstick
Winckle wrote:Falsey text him: "When you next go round to her house, let her know she can keep all the monster condoms I bought for my magnum dong"
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:47 am
by Hexx
What if he already found the micro condoms while he was round there though?
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:52 am
by Moggy
What a lunatic. Are there any other blokes you want revenge on? If so tell the psycho that the other bloke is banging her and pass on his number.
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:56 am
by False
honestly there are so many hilarious layers to this story that go way deeper and funnier the more you look at it but I think they may divulge too much info regarding my 'alternative lifestyle choices'
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:59 am
by Hexx
False wrote:honestly there are so many hilarious layers to this story that go way deeper and funnier the more you look at it but I think they may divulge too much info regarding my 'alternative lifestyle choices'
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:00 pm
by Victor Mildew
The only solution to this is to have a melon-off, with the victor taking mating privileges.
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:01 pm
by Corazon de Leon
Victor Mildew wrote:The only solution to this is to have a melon-off, with the victor taking mating privileges.
It’s a bit unfair if you take mating privileges regardless of who wins, is it not?
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:57 pm
by Kezzer
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:26 pm
by Victor Mildew
I couldn't think of a word more suitable than victor at that point.
I'll take it
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:18 pm
by Fade
Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:22 pm
by Knoyleo
Fade wrote:Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?
I met my wife when we worked at the same place, so it went OK.
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:37 pm
by Kezzer
I am dating Knoyleo's wife and its working out okay
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:46 pm
by Cuttooth
Knoyleo wrote:Fade wrote:Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?
I met my wife when we worked at the same place, so it went OK.
Same but not married.
Re: Relationship Thread V3 + Fade Broke Up With His Tortoise :(
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:57 pm
by Jenuall
I heard Victor tried to date one of his work colleagues once but then they ate a bag of crisps slightly too loudly and he had to terminate them on the spot.
