GRcade

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:20 am**

Low key brag about your 2 and a half metre cock.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:27 am**

Victor Mildew wrote:Low key brag about your 2 and a half metre cock.

I was gonna say "I wish"

But then I thought, actually no, having a dick that long would be horrendous :lol:

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:36 am**

gg

Ive gone official with the bird Im seeing - anyone who knows me knows I dont do phonecalls or any gooseberry fool like that but we've been videocalling basically all night every day since the lockdown and still getting on well - things seem to be moving in the right direction

and shes totally different to any exes which is a nice change

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:37 am**

False wrote:gg

Ive gone official with the bird Im seeing - anyone who knows me knows I dont do phonecalls or any gooseberry fool like that but we've been videocalling basically all night every day since the lockdown and still getting on well - things seem to be moving in the right direction

and shes totally different to any exes which is a nice change

I'm surprised you didn't join a monastery after everything last time.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:39 am**

I was tempted, there was a long period where I was sworn off any of these banana splits

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:19 am**

Noice. Hope it goes well!

You know what else is nice? When the woman actually makes an effort rather than expects you to initiate literally everything, feels good man, like you're actually desirable :lol:

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:23 am**

aye you dont realise how strawberry floated your previous situations were until you find yourself in a better one like, what the strawberry float dude it doesnt have to be like that

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:30 am**

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:32 am**

Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it. :datass:

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:43 am**

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

Nah. That's just the finish. Unless all she has to do is touch the D for it to unleash its load.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:46 am**

5 seconds, get you having the time to make two sex tapes

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:46 am**

DarkRula wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

Nah. That's just the finish. Unless all she has to do is touch the D for it to unleash its load.

That'sthejoke.gif

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:48 am**

Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

It’s a great dry run for married life.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:02 pm**

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

5 seconds?!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:12 pm**

Fade wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

5 seconds?!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:16 pm**

I got out of a dead relationship a while ago and have since met this right peach of a lass and spent the first 3 months of the year doing some mad shagging, like, real top stuff.

I'm going to have plums the size of the moon by the time quarantine is over.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:26 pm**

I’m dreading the day in 2028 when someone finally touches the D (beside myself) it will go off in her hand.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:32 pm**

DarkRula wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tomous wrote:People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

Nah. That's just the finish. Unless all she has to do is touch the D for it to unleash its load.

I mean...

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:13 pm**

This thread :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:35 pm**

Going to chat with our Relate therapist about how we tell the kids on Tuesday that’ll be fun.

GRcade

Relationship Thread V4

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