Relationship Thread V4

[Kezzer]

or give us the number!

[pjbetman]

its funny actually, she gave him her old phone a couple of months ago and then he went nuts on her and I had to break into his icloud and remotely wipe the phone

I told her I can disable the phone completely and he wont have any recourse but she asked me not to

then she texted me literally last night telling me that he managed to sync her old numbers onto his contacts and I joked that no doubt the exes will be getting calls asking for dating advice for how to get her back

less than 12 hours later hes on the bell to me - what a tragic dickhead

I think I can block him, though Im on ios, Im curious to see where hes going with his threats

Try and stir trouble for your ex - say she said he's got a dick like an acorn!

[KjGarly]

Plot twist - he wants a bit of Falsey and not in the fiery-cuffs way!

[Drumstick]

or give us the number!

This and we record the calls.

Gary Neville all over again.

[False]

you know what, I would, but some sappy banana split would drop my name

[Winckle]

Falsey text him: "When you next go round to her house, let her know she can keep all the monster condoms I bought for my magnum dong"

[Drumstick]

Falsey text him: "When you next go round to her house, let her know she can keep all the monster condoms I bought for my magnum dong"

[Hexx]

What if he already found the micro condoms while he was round there though?

[Moggy]

What a lunatic. Are there any other blokes you want revenge on? If so tell the psycho that the other bloke is banging her and pass on his number.

[False]

honestly there are so many hilarious layers to this story that go way deeper and funnier the more you look at it but I think they may divulge too much info regarding my 'alternative lifestyle choices'

[Hexx]

honestly there are so many hilarious layers to this story that go way deeper and funnier the more you look at it but I think they may divulge too much info regarding my 'alternative lifestyle choices'

[Victor Mildew]

The only solution to this is to have a melon-off, with the victor taking mating privileges.

[Corazon de Leon]

The only solution to this is to have a melon-off, with the victor taking mating privileges.

It’s a bit unfair if you take mating privileges regardless of who wins, is it not?

[Kezzer]

[Victor Mildew]

I couldn't think of a word more suitable than victor at that point.

I'll take it

[Fade]

Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?

[Knoyleo]

Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?

I met my wife when we worked at the same place, so it went OK.

[Kezzer]

I am dating Knoyleo's wife and its working out okay

[Cuttooth]

Anyone ever dated someone from work? How did it go?

I met my wife when we worked at the same place, so it went OK.

Same but not married.

[Jenuall]

I heard Victor tried to date one of his work colleagues once but then they ate a bag of crisps slightly too loudly and he had to terminate them on the spot.