Relationship Thread V4

[Victor Mildew]

Low key brag about your 2 and a half metre cock.

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Low key brag about your 2 and a half metre cock.

I was gonna say "I wish"

But then I thought, actually no, having a dick that long would be horrendous

[False]

gg

Ive gone official with the bird Im seeing - anyone who knows me knows I dont do phonecalls or any gooseberry fool like that but we've been videocalling basically all night every day since the lockdown and still getting on well - things seem to be moving in the right direction

and shes totally different to any exes which is a nice change

[Trelliz]

gg

Ive gone official with the bird Im seeing - anyone who knows me knows I dont do phonecalls or any gooseberry fool like that but we've been videocalling basically all night every day since the lockdown and still getting on well - things seem to be moving in the right direction

and shes totally different to any exes which is a nice change

I'm surprised you didn't join a monastery after everything last time.

[False]

I was tempted, there was a long period where I was sworn off any of these banana splits

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Noice. Hope it goes well!

You know what else is nice? When the woman actually makes an effort rather than expects you to initiate literally everything, feels good man, like you're actually desirable

[False]

aye you dont realise how strawberry floated your previous situations were until you find yourself in a better one like, what the strawberry float dude it doesnt have to be like that

[Tomous]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

[Corazon de Leon]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

[DarkRula]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

Nah. That's just the finish. Unless all she has to do is touch the D for it to unleash its load.

[Victor Mildew]

5 seconds, get you having the time to make two sex tapes

[Rocsteady]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

Nah. That's just the finish. Unless all she has to do is touch the D for it to unleash its load.

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[Moggy]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

It’s a great dry run for married life.

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People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

5 seconds?!

[Victor Mildew]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

5 seconds?!

[coldspice]

I got out of a dead relationship a while ago and have since met this right peach of a lass and spent the first 3 months of the year doing some mad shagging, like, real top stuff.

I'm going to have plums the size of the moon by the time quarantine is over.

[Christopher]

I’m dreading the day in 2028 when someone finally touches the D (beside myself) it will go off in her hand.

[Corazon de Leon]

People who meet on Tinder now, are into each other and maintain social distancing until the sanctions are lifted, are going to have some great sex at the end.

All five seconds of it.

Nah. That's just the finish. Unless all she has to do is touch the D for it to unleash its load.

I mean...

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[Christopher]

Going to chat with our Relate therapist about how we tell the kids on Tuesday that’ll be fun.