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Albear wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:God damn you take gooseberry fool seriously.

Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

You'd shoot someone for dissing Rihanna?

This is probably one of the only occasions where "having a wank" might prove beneficial.

Nah I ain't gonna shoot nobody mayne. Oh Teh Snows just said I take things too seriously.

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

JingleJay wrote:

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:Not bad for a black.

How did I know this fool was gonna post up some foolishness as well.

You know what mayne, I ain't usually diss people on the personal level, but you constantly post bullshit and I hate racism, so strawberry float your dead dog mayne.

Oh noes Bobby is going to mow me down!

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some ****** tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a ***** locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change ****** like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin gooseberry fool cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
***** been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I come from the block
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a strawberry float
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a ***** tree, green leaves and all
Comin up pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like strawberry float em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, ***** you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A ***** upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Albear wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:God damn you take gooseberry fool seriously.

Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

You'd shoot someone for dissing Rihanna?

This is probably one of the only occasions where "having a wank" might prove beneficial.

Nah I ain't gonna shoot nobody mayne. Oh Teh Snows just said I take things too seriously.

You're a plank.

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Albear wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:God damn you take gooseberry fool seriously.

Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

You'd shoot someone for dissing Rihanna?

This is probably one of the only occasions where "having a wank" might prove beneficial.

Nah I ain't gonna shoot nobody mayne. Oh Teh Snows just said I take things too seriously.

You're a plank.

What the strawberry float is your problem?

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:God damn you take **** seriously.

Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

?

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Albear wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:God damn you take gooseberry fool seriously.

Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

You'd shoot someone for dissing Rihanna?

This is probably one of the only occasions where "having a wank" might prove beneficial.

Nah I ain't gonna shoot nobody mayne. Oh Teh Snows just said I take things too seriously.

You're a plank.

What the strawberry float is your problem?

What a wanker.

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Albear wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:God damn you take gooseberry fool seriously.

Mayne we don't play in Slough, speak disrepectful and all you hear is click clack bang bang.

You'd shoot someone for dissing Rihanna?

This is probably one of the only occasions where "having a wank" might prove beneficial.

Nah I ain't gonna shoot nobody mayne. Oh Teh Snows just said I take things too seriously.

You're a plank.

What the strawberry float is your problem?

What a wanker.

Henke, or whatever the strawberry float you're called, I ain't know you mayne and your name ain't familiar, so you're a minor dude. Hate all you want, it means I'm doing something right.

Also, no matter what you say about me at the end of the day you're a dumb strawberry float cause you're a racist mayne.

Henke's not racist, he just don't like them black folk.

Maybe he's affraid of AIDS. Just make sure you don't touch them and you wont catch any.

how can someone be racist for calling someone black? I call that stating the strawberry floating obvious.

Egg Noggy Digital wrote: I ain't know you mayne and your name ain't familiar, so you're a minor dude.

I think Henke is just mucking around, ok its a stupid thing to do and rascism is not a joking matter but read back what you just wrote.

He hurt my feelings.

She's alright. Bit of a spud face, likes.

I always preferred Heidi in the Sugababes.



They both look incredibly common, though. Y'know, you can just tell.

BobbyD yesterday

Loving this thread. 'Gangsta' talk from our cretinous boy from the hood and casual rascism from our finest caledonian member. Brilliant!

Bethlehemster wrote:Loving this thread. 'Gangsta' talk from our cretinous boy from the hood and casual rascism from our finest caledonian member. Brilliant!

Up yours Prototype.

Leave BobbyWiggatal alone

Beyond all the gang speak and satirical (?) racism, here's a lesbian fantasy for all of you:



"Ebony & Ivory, living strawberry floating together in perfect harmony".