Rogue Leader is 37

RogueLeader wrote:1. Old Jilligers Sings The Blues
This is a recording I took of my neighbour Old Jilligers (I.H.H.H.R.I.P. - I Have His Head, Rest In Pieces). He's singing the blues because one of his neighbours (sources say it's definitely me) kept throwing blue cats into his soup.

2. Flobber Sings The Booze
A thrash metal song, the lyrics consist entirely of Flobber complaining about craft beers, prosecco bars and flavoured gin.

3. Muddles Shrieking
A beautiful ballad performed by my darling cat Muddles. Some people find it so beautiful they have to cover their ears with their hands and cower behind furniture.

4. Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows
A classic.

5. Flobber - No One Knows Except Me
A cover version of the classic. Not as good as the original, but still the second best song of all time.

6. We Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
This reminds me of a failed experiment of mine involving some homeless people I found (they were just milling around on the street), a birdhouse I made (with a loft conversion) and some souls (not pictured).

7. The Rogues - Fairytale of New York
My old band's spin on the much-loved Christmas song. Our version was much-hated - it involved dropping all of the music, expanding the insults section, and pointing directly at audience members whilst delivering them.

8. Flobber Unplugged
A recording of that time I kept unplugging Flobber's router and oven, so he couldn't connect to the internet OR cook a roast chicken. He was not happy.

Book
How To Tempt A Shark Or Multiple Sharks to Sever Your Real Arms With Their Teeth, by Point Handlin

Luxury Item
Super-Human Cyborg Arms construction kit

Qikz wrote:He hasn't posted since 2019. He was active in March this year. I wonder if he's ok