Science - strawberry float YEAH

Last edited by False on Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:30 pm, edited 2 times in total.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19584301

A pioneering team from IBM in Zurich has published single-molecule images so detailed that the type of atomic bonds between their atoms can be discerned.

So, this month we've confirmed the Higgs Boson and now we're goggling at the bonds between atoms. Too easy. What else have you got, universe?

Science

I'd love them to release some High res images for use as desktop backgrounds.

God is good.

So, if I move a scalpel through the air really quickly, and break one of those piddly bonds, it'll create a nuclear explosion? Wow.

Falsey wrote:What else have you got, universe?

Well, next month we are going to discover God, living in a cave on Mars. Then science is going to shoot him in the face with the Higgs Boson gun that they armed Curiosity with.

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **Dual** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:26 pm

Well done science: we're in the middle of the worst recession in generations and an age of unrivalled social discontent but you've managed to take a photo of an atom.

Brilliant. Tell that to the 99%.

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **False** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:28 pm

OnlyShallow wrote:
Falsey wrote:What else have you got, universe?

Well, next month we are going to discover God, living in a cave on Mars. Then science is going to shoot him in the face with the Higgs Boson gun that they armed Curiosity with.

Does this face look like a killer to you?

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **False** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:29 pm

Dual wrote:Well done science: we're in the middle of the worst recession in generations and an age of unrivalled social discontent but you've managed to take a photo of an atom.

Brilliant. Tell that to the 99%.

Yeah mate, I agree. What we should do is scale back our technology and development to match the circumstances of that in the third world. That'll learn em.

Falsey wrote:
OnlyShallow wrote:
Falsey wrote:What else have you got, universe?

Well, next month we are going to discover God, living in a cave on Mars. Then science is going to shoot him in the face with the Higgs Boson gun that they armed Curiosity with.

Does this face look like a killer to you?

Looks like someone took out one of Johnny 5's eyes.

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **False** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:31 pm

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **Lime** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:51 pm

Well done you've made it look just like a face.

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **False** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:55 pm

thankyou

strawberry float yeah Zurich 8-)

God is great .

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **Meep** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:07 pm

blackoutHERO wrote:God is good.

Screw God, at this rate humanity is going to put him out of a job. 8-)

Meep wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:God is good.

Screw God, at this rate humanity is going to put him out of a job.

Hope not. Imagine the benefit he'll be able to claim for the Earth's rent and 7 billion children.

Meep wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:God is good.

Screw God, at this rate humanity is going to put him out of a job.

You can't even do laundry . gooseberry fool brain

PostRe: Science - strawberry float YEAH by **False** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:10 pm

It does make you wonder, if humanity can get gooseberry fool like this sorted and we're a strawberry floating mess, what in the name of all that is holy are the super alien races doing?

Last edited by Meep on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Dblock wrote:
Meep wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:God is good.

Screw God, at this rate humanity is going to put him out of a job.

You can't even do laundry . gooseberry fool brain

Anyway...

Falsey wrote:It does make you wonder, if humanity can get gooseberry fool like this sorted and we're a strawberry floating mess, what in the name of all that is holy are the super alien races doing?

If science fiction has taught us anything it's that the super advanced, enlightened races always hang back and let the heroes fight it out so as not to ruin the story with unsatisfying deus ex machina, unless the plot gets really bogged down.

Meep wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Meep wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:God is good.

Screw God, at this rate humanity is going to put him out of a job.

You can't even do laundry . gooseberry fool brain

Anyway...

You sound like a girl .

Science - strawberry float YEAH

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