scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

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Cream first and then Jam or Jam first and then Cream?

Cream first and then Jam
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Jam first and then Cream
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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Vermilion » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:04 pm

My cream tea from 10 days ago...

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Jenuall » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:07 pm

But surely it’s impossible to put the jam on the cream!!?!? :roll:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Minty14 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:11 pm

Why would you want a blob of jam in the middle over a nice even spread? State of it.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Jenuall » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:12 pm

Why would you want a blob of cream in the middle?

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Minty14 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:32 pm

On top of Jam, you can spread out clotted cream pretty evenly. Try it the other way round and you're just gonna end up with a mess.

I'm yet to hear one good argument for cream first and I for one cannot let such dangerous ideas go unchecked.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:36 pm

Vermilion wrote:My cream tea from 10 days ago...

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:datass: :datass: :datass:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Moggy » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:03 pm

Minty14 wrote:On top of Jam, you can spread out clotted cream pretty evenly. Try it the other way round and you're just gonna end up with a mess.

I'm yet to hear one good argument for cream first and I for one cannot let such dangerous ideas go unchecked.


You know you’re supposed to use clotted cream right? It’s not really much runnier than jam.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Vermilion » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:08 pm

I often find the jam runnier, and the clotted cream makes for a more solid base.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Minty14 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:18 pm

Moggy wrote:
Minty14 wrote:On top of Jam, you can spread out clotted cream pretty evenly. Try it the other way round and you're just gonna end up with a mess.

I'm yet to hear one good argument for cream first and I for one cannot let such dangerous ideas go unchecked.


You know you’re supposed to use clotted cream right? It’s not really much runnier than jam.

Exactly, jam is thinner but stickier, so makes a nice even base. Then, you add dollops of clotted cream and squish down as needed.

Plenty of butter first of course :datass:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Vermilion » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:37 pm

Minty14 wrote:Plenty of butter first of course :datass:


Butter? You don't need butter! What's wrong with you?

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:07 pm

Jam on top also looks more appetizing, adds to the :datass: factor

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Snowcannon » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:20 pm

Preezy wrote:Disgusting sub-human scum.


Sub-human scwum

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by mic » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:52 pm

Vermilion wrote:My cream tea from 10 days ago...

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What a bloody mess! Wouldn't be surprised if you were drinking coffee out of that metal teapot!

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:24 pm

I'm now planning on having cream tea this weekend :toot:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Pedz » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:58 pm

I'll cream in your tea.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:46 pm

Had cream tea yesterday at home thanks to this thread :datass:

Naturally we both had the clotted cream on first, with the jam on top like normal functioning members of society.

I took pics, they were amazing (the scwuns not the pics)

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Qikz » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:40 pm

You spread the Jam then put the cream on top.

Ad7 wrote:Biscuits and gravy :lol:

Biscuits being scwuns, and gravy being white sauce with sausage meet in :fp:

Once we went for a meal in murca and my wife ordered a soup to start. The waitress said they didn't have any croutons for the soup so to make up for it they'd "give us biscuits instead". Queue What in the actual strawberry float from us. Then she brought out 6 garlic scwuns. The (52) state of that place.


I didn't have biscuits with my gravy, I had chicken fried steak with it while I was in America and while it looks like vomit that gravy is actually strawberry floating tasty.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:17 am

Another wun for the list.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by No:1 Final Fantasy Fan » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:19 am

I do jam first because it's difficult to spread jam on top of cream as cream has a lighter density.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:27 am

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I do jam first because it's difficult to spread jam on top of cream as cream has a lighter density.


OBJECTION!


This was my wife's scwun (context thread). Note the evenly spread jam:
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You're spreading it wrong.

This was mine. Note the dollop approach:

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:datass:

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