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Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:33 pm
by Jenuall
Kezzer wrote:Jenuall wrote:Kezzer wrote:Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:
Commercial flights go at somewhere between 32 and 38 thousand feet generally.
Your altitude is about as wrong as your approach to scwuns.
incorrect, the airliners like the 787 will go to 40,000 depending on flight conditions like trying to avoid turbulence.
looks like you don't know a god damn thing, much like how you don't know a damn thing about scwuns
But apparently even 40,000 feet still wasn’t enough to avoid the scwun abuse we have had to witness here!
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:08 am
by Kezzer
jam is more viscous than cream
and as Bob Ross will tell you, thin sticks to thick
if you put the jam second it just slides right off.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:17 am
by Moggy
Apparently the Queen puts jam first.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-styl ... 60686.htmlSo anybody that puts jam first is Royalist scum. Down with the monarchy and their filthy ways!
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:14 am
by Vermilion
I blame Philip, he clearly gave her bad advice when it came to scwun prep.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:41 pm
by Vermilion
Had another cream tea today, and once again, i made it the proper way...
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:41 pm
by Errkal
You can’t even put a cup on a saucer properly!
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:02 pm
by Vermilion
Errkal wrote:You can’t even put a cup on a saucer properly!
I... Umm... Uh... Shut up!
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:32 pm
by Victor Mildew
Vermilion wrote:Had another cream tea today, and once again, i made it the proper way...
I endorse this cream tea.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:13 am
by RichardUK
I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:57 am
by Mommy Christmas
RichardUK wrote:I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first
Like a normal human being.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:11 am
by Pancake
Jam first, clearly.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:15 am
by Victor Mildew
RichardUK wrote:I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first
And risked the life of every single person on that aircraft.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:42 am
by Vermilion
RichardUK wrote:I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first
Oh dear, sounds like a cream tea fail right there, this is why air rage happens.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:02 am
by Victor Mildew
You're lucky f16s weren't scrambled.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 1:39 pm
by Victor Mildew
Bumping for cream tea goodness.
My wife made scwuns thus morning, and we just had them with clotted cream and some strawberry jam. Godly
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 1:41 pm
by Moggy
Victor Mildew wrote:Bumping for cream tea goodness.
My wife made scwuns thus morning, and we just had them with clotted cream and some strawberry jam. Godly
Jam on top
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:01 pm
by Vermilion
Yep, jam on top is the correct way.
I have some scwuns too at the moment, unfortunately though, i have no jam or clotted cream.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:03 pm
by Drumstick
Did you make the clotted cream and jam.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:17 pm
by Victor Mildew
No, but I did make the table from a coconut husk I found this morning.
Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:19 pm
by Vermilion
Were the chairs made from elephant hide too?