scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

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Cream first and then Jam or Jam first and then Cream?

Cream first and then Jam
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Jam first and then Cream
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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by RichardUK » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:44 am

Jam first and then clotted cream on top, this way you can spread the jam and put a dollop of cream on top, its also the way Her Majesty likes them

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Tsunade » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:47 am

Jam on one half, cream on the other, put them back together and no one cares which was put on first.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Jenuall » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:55 am

A scwun sandwich? What nightmare is this! :dread:

Bake, cut in half, cream (or butter if you've not got cream), jam - eat.

You DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES put the two HALVES of the sconce BACK TOGETHER! :capnscotty:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:58 am

Meanwhile in America:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Kezzer » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:58 am

Butter, Jam, Cream

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Jenuall » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:00 am

Ad7 wrote:Meanwhile in America:

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Oh I'm sorry sir, someone appears to have vomited on you scwuns, I'll just see to that now.

What the actual strawberry float is that?! :dread: :shock:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ad7 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:04 am

Biscuits and gravy :lol:

Biscuits being scwuns, and gravy being white sauce with sausage meet in :fp:

Once we went for a meal in murca and my wife ordered a soup to start. The waitress said they didn't have any croutons for the soup so to make up for it they'd "give us biscuits instead". Queue What in the actual strawberry float from us. Then she brought out 6 garlic scwuns. The (52) state of that place.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by RichardUK » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:11 am

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Lotus » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:05 am

I'd generally go jam first, so you can spread it evenly and nicely, and then a dollop of cream. Doing it the other way makes it more difficult to spread the jam. Who really cares though, all tastes the same in the end. :nod:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Minty14 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:08 am

Jam is a spread and cream is a topping, so clearly jam goes on first. C'mon.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by mic » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:40 pm

I agree with the previous two posts

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Ironhide » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:59 pm

Jam, then cream, always.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Vermilion » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:14 pm

RichardUK wrote:Jam first and then clotted cream on top, this way you can spread the jam and put a dollop of cream on top, its also the way Her Majesty likes them


Nah, definitely has to be cream first.

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That is an abomination! :dread:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Jenuall » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:26 pm

Mmm... creamed jams!

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by IAmTheSaladMan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:38 pm

Despite looking similar aren't US biscuits a little more akin to a bread roll than a scwun?

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by pjbetman » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:42 pm

RichardUK wrote:Jam first and then clotted cream on top, this way you can spread the jam and put a dollop of cream on top, its also the way Her Majesty likes them



Sorry guys, I had to step in here as things were getting out of hand. Richard, above, has shown that he is a fine example of British decency and common sense - you just cant buy that type of heritage.

How, are we to spread the jam if the cream is in the way? Spread the butter, jam and then a dollop of cream.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Hexx » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:43 pm

pjbetman wrote:How, are we to spread the jam if the cream is in the way? Spread the butter, jam and then a dollop of cream.


BRAVO! BRAVO I SAY!

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Moggy » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:49 pm

All these jam first weirdos. :dread:

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Preezy » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:21 am

Disgusting sub-human scum.

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PostRe: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?
by Sandy » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:00 pm

I'd love to see some pictures of the cream first mess these heathens are proposing that they make.


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