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Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:30 am
by Moggy
If you are unable to spread jam on top of clotted cream, then I don’t think you should be allowed outside without adult supervision.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:01 am
by Winckle
Ad7 that looks incredible. Testing my diet resolve with this thread. :lol:

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:13 pm
by Somebody Else's Problem
Cream on the left half, jam on the right.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:35 pm
by Vermilion
Looks like some quality spreading right there (screw you no context thread), you lose points however for the accidental blob of cream on top of the jam.

Pretty sure mine had more cream overall too, and so was of a higher overall standard.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:59 pm
by Dual
Ad7 wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I do jam first because it's difficult to spread jam on top of cream as cream has a lighter density.


OBJECTION!


This was my wife's scwun (context thread). Note the evenly spread jam:
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You're spreading it wrong.

This was mine. Note the dollop approach:

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:datass:


Hope they're not supermarket scwuns.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:45 pm
by Moggy
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Cream on the left half, jam on the right.


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Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:59 pm
by Hexx
The poll has shifted to the right result :datass:

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:33 pm
by Victor Mildew
Dual wrote:Hope they're not supermarket scwuns.


No, I freshly baked them using hand grown

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Oh alright I admit it! They're supermarket scwuns. Morrisons ones, lidl tops.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:37 pm
by Ironhide
Ad7 wrote:
Dual wrote:Hope they're not supermarket scwuns.


No, I freshly baked them using hand grown

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Oh alright I admit it! They're supermarket scwuns. Morrisons ones, lidl tops.


Is Ad going to jail?

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:39 pm
by Victor Mildew
We'll see ironhide, we'll see :(

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:15 pm
by Vermilion
Mine were served up in a little Devon cafe. ;)

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:39 pm
by Victor Mildew
I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:25 pm
by Somebody Else's Problem
Ad7 wrote:I sleep in a big van with my victims


FTFY

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:30 am
by Kezzer
Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:

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Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:56 am
by Vermilion
Kezzer wrote:Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:

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It's a pretty awful point from the looks of things.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:08 am
by Victor Mildew
All you've proved there is there's no leg room in pov class.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:00 am
by Moggy
Kezzer wrote:Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:

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The point being that cream on top is stupid no matter how high up you are?

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:01 am
by Victor Mildew
The guy next to him is so disgusted he's got up to hijack the plane and crash it.

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:47 pm
by Jenuall
Kezzer wrote:Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:

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Commercial flights go at somewhere between 32 and 38 thousand feet generally.

Your altitude is about as wrong as your approach to scwuns. :capnscotty:

Re: scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:27 pm
by Kezzer
Jenuall wrote:
Kezzer wrote:Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:

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Commercial flights go at somewhere between 32 and 38 thousand feet generally.

Your altitude is about as wrong as your approach to scwuns. :capnscotty:



incorrect, the airliners like the 787 will go to 40,000 depending on flight conditions like trying to avoid turbulence.

looks like you don't know a god damn thing, much like how you don't know a damn thing about scwuns :capnscotty: