scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Kezzer wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Kezzer wrote:Going to 40,000ft to prove a damn point:

Commercial flights go at somewhere between 32 and 38 thousand feet generally.

Your altitude is about as wrong as your approach to scwuns.

incorrect, the airliners like the 787 will go to 40,000 depending on flight conditions like trying to avoid turbulence.

looks like you don't know a god damn thing, much like how you don't know a damn thing about scwuns

But apparently even 40,000 feet still wasn’t enough to avoid the scwun abuse we have had to witness here!

jam is more viscous than cream

and as Bob Ross will tell you, thin sticks to thick

if you put the jam second it just slides right off.

Apparently the Queen puts jam first.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-styl ... 60686.html

So anybody that puts jam first is Royalist scum. Down with the monarchy and their filthy ways!

I blame Philip, he clearly gave her bad advice when it came to scwun prep.

Had another cream tea today, and once again, i made it the proper way...

You can’t even put a cup on a saucer properly!

Errkal wrote:You can’t even put a cup on a saucer properly!

I... Umm... Uh... Shut up!

Vermilion wrote:Had another cream tea today, and once again, i made it the proper way...

I endorse this cream tea.

I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first

RichardUK wrote:I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first

Like a normal human being.

Jam first, clearly.

RichardUK wrote:I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first

And risked the life of every single person on that aircraft.

RichardUK wrote:I had a Eric Lanlard’s Mile High Tea today in the plane, I put the jam on first

Oh dear, sounds like a cream tea fail right there, this is why air rage happens.

You're lucky f16s weren't scrambled.

Bumping for cream tea goodness.
My wife made scwuns thus morning, and we just had them with clotted cream and some strawberry jam. Godly :datass:

Victor Mildew wrote:Bumping for cream tea goodness.
My wife made scwuns thus morning, and we just had them with clotted cream and some strawberry jam. Godly

Jam on top :datass:

Yep, jam on top is the correct way.

I have some scwuns too at the moment, unfortunately though, i have no jam or clotted cream.

Did you make the clotted cream and jam.

No, but I did make the table from a coconut husk I found this morning.

Were the chairs made from elephant hide too?

scwuns: Cream and Jam or Jam and Cream?

Cream first and then Jam or Jam first and then Cream?

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