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Just when you though Mega Shark was bad! one for moggy

This is so 3 days ago, they also killed cory monteith as this was the last thing he tweeted about.

I think syfy uk are showin it in August or September I can't remember when.

I love monster movies and "bad" monster movies.

But this was just atrocious. The change in danger/setting/perspective in every scene/shot is completely laughable. The Storm, the water level, the size of the sharks is just so inconsistent that it's laughable - and not in a good way


Large sections happen in cars obviously in a car wash for scenes on it. while completely not fitting shots of sharks and water are interspersed.

Just finished watching, I smell an Oscar coming. My 3 fave scenes:-

I have this downloaded but have yet to watch.

After watching Atlantic Rim, think I'm going to go on an Asylum films binge starting with this.

Oh this is getting worse

Rubix wrote:Oh this is getting worse

Christ

Not only does the trailer steal the music from Evil Dead's trailer (the duh..du.du.duuuuh bit) the film steals Matt Hooper's line from Jaws 'It swims up and bites you on the ass...' That line might be the only saving grace to this car wreck of a movie!

Rubix wrote:one for moggy

strawberry float you Rudebox.

Moggy wrote:

Rubix wrote:one for moggy

strawberry float you Rudebox.

With your love of Mega Shark thought you would love these

I always loved Deep Blue Sea despite the bad reviews. Thomas Jane, Samuel Jackson and LL Cool J combined with "intelligent" sharks. A lot of fun in a trashy kind of way.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was so disappointing; there was about three minutes of fighting in the whole thing! Veered exclusively into 'so bad it's bad' teritorry; the only funny bit was the shark jumping at the plane, which was in the trailer!

tomvek wrote:I always loved Deep Blue Sea despite the bad reviews. Thomas Jane, Samuel Jackson and LL Cool J combined with "intelligent" sharks. A lot of fun in a trashy kind of way.

I like it as well, except Jackson's monologue where he tries to be like Quint in Jaws!

Oh and Saffron Burrows in her underwear

Saw a daft one recently called Bait - 2 sharks take over a supermarket after a tsunami hits an Australian town.

Top 40 Shitty Shark Movies
http://cinemassacre.com/2013/08/06/top- ... rk-movies/

Sharknado is on tonight at 9pm on Syfy in the UK.

I like the name Shitty Shark Movies. Im going to take it

Monkey Man wrote:Sharknado is on tonight at 9pm on Syfy in the UK.

Awesome, might record it

Is this one real? Please be real.

Mafro wrote:Is this one real? Please be real.

Sadly not real....yet anyway.
IMDB does have an entry for "Avalanche Sharks" though....starring Brooke Hogan.