Slumdog Millionaire - A RogueLeader Review
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:10 pm
Hello, my name is RogueLeader and I have a DVD player. I sold it on The Internet and used some (NOT ALL!) of the money to buy a cinema ticket for the film Slumdog Millionaire. This is my review of the film. I've seen it.
Ok, first thing's first. I wanted some popcorn, but it was hideously overpriced. I bought some anyway to teach them a lesson, and that lesson was "Don't sell me hideously overpriced popcorn, or I will smash the glass cabinet that displays Minstrels and Skittles". When I got my popcorn I bought some cola and then smashed the glass hutch that displays nachos, sometimes my lessons aren't exactly as descriped in my pamphlet alright?
Now, on to the film. I saw some ads, one of them was for a new type of drink called Gimp Slug Fruit Squash Extravaganza. It tasted disgusting because I asked the guy beside me if I could lick his seat. I covered up this taste with popcorn and cola. How much?! SMASH!!!
Next we saw some short films that weren't out yet. I hated all of them. "From director..." etc. Boring voices and words on a black background. Why do they show you one scene, then fade away as a big drum is bashed? They did it over and over again. "In a world..." etc. I'm glad they told me when it comes out so I can avoid seeing it, although they could be more specific than the season and year.
I had to go to Thetoilet, which is a new bar in town, and not the same town as the cinema, so I left. I never saw Slumdog Millionaire, but the pints in Thetoilet were hideously overpriced, I can tell you that for free. Next time I go there, someone or something is going to get smashed. Time to add some more pages to my lessons pamphlet.
That's my review, hope you liked it.
Ok, first thing's first. I wanted some popcorn, but it was hideously overpriced. I bought some anyway to teach them a lesson, and that lesson was "Don't sell me hideously overpriced popcorn, or I will smash the glass cabinet that displays Minstrels and Skittles". When I got my popcorn I bought some cola and then smashed the glass hutch that displays nachos, sometimes my lessons aren't exactly as descriped in my pamphlet alright?
Now, on to the film. I saw some ads, one of them was for a new type of drink called Gimp Slug Fruit Squash Extravaganza. It tasted disgusting because I asked the guy beside me if I could lick his seat. I covered up this taste with popcorn and cola. How much?! SMASH!!!
Next we saw some short films that weren't out yet. I hated all of them. "From director..." etc. Boring voices and words on a black background. Why do they show you one scene, then fade away as a big drum is bashed? They did it over and over again. "In a world..." etc. I'm glad they told me when it comes out so I can avoid seeing it, although they could be more specific than the season and year.
I had to go to Thetoilet, which is a new bar in town, and not the same town as the cinema, so I left. I never saw Slumdog Millionaire, but the pints in Thetoilet were hideously overpriced, I can tell you that for free. Next time I go there, someone or something is going to get smashed. Time to add some more pages to my lessons pamphlet.
That's my review, hope you liked it.
