So you've ruined your life...

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:27 pm

My lad has joined a band and is now performing in pubs.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Silent Right » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:53 pm

Looks more like he's doing stand up. Also, that is an awesome sweater.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:55 pm

Silent Right wrote:Looks more like he's doing stand up. Also, that is an awesome sweater.


”Did you hear the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and the black guy.....”

;)

It is a cool sweater, I can’t take the credit as my mum bought it for him. :lol:

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:06 am

My lad is getting too clever for his own good.

He was out with my mum on Sunday and she was drinking a coke. My mum is well aware we don’t let him have it so when he said “me have some?” she said no. He then said “have at Grandma’s” (Grandma is my wife’s mum), my mum said she didn’t think so and he then said “Yeah grandma let me have cake, biscuits and coke!”. :lol:

Later that day my stepdad drew a picture of my mum and when my lad saw it he said “boobies!”, my stepdad laughed and said “that’s nanny!” and my lad then pointed at it, looked at my mum and said “put clothes on nanny!”. :lol: He is still answering “boobies” if you ask him what Grampy drew on Sunday.

Yesterday he asked for the Netflix Boss Baby cartoon to be put on. As I didn’t want to watch it, I told him that Netflix didn’t work on the TV in the living room and so I couldn’t out it on for him. He thought for a while and then said “mummy put it on that telly”. I was outwitted and caught out in my lies by a 2.5 year old. :x :x

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by Photek » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:29 am

Little ones school emailed me this morning about 'Triple P' which is basically a company that helps parents that have kids with 'behavior' problems. I can only presume it was sent to every parent in her class/school because going by all Sophie's Parent Teacher meetings (the last one being just before xmas) she's apparently VERY well behaved and top of her class in Reading and Writing. (I honestly think games have improved her in this).

It got me thinking though, obviously the wife and I don't need this company but do kids get THAT BAD that people need a consultancy? Maybe they do because I always think to myself that if a kid is an absolute demon then the parents are to blame.

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by Silent Right » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:11 pm

Today I came back home from outside and my son ran up to me and gave me a big hug :D it's the first time that's happened and felt pretty nice. It really feels like he's started acting more like a child rather than a baby in the last month.

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by Festivus Maximus » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:18 am

D'awww you guys this thread <3

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by Finiarél » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:52 pm

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7 months old. Jesus Christ. :wub:

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Xmasday » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:06 pm

Awww... adorable :wub:

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Pedz » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:18 pm

My youngest is now 6 and eldest is 11. Time flies.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by joyjoy22 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:45 am

There's no such thing as a good, good life, just look at what happened to Veronica Wang. Why did I even watch her latest post where all did is scream and say bad words.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Silent Right » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:43 pm

So I'm working on my computer, wife comes up from the side, and when I turn to look at her she squirts her breast milk in my face and laughs and runs off. This is a common occurrence.

She says this is something lots of women do, I doubt that. Can anyone confirm if their wife has given them an eyeful of breast milk?

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Pedz » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:47 pm

Nope.

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:05 pm

Yeah that doesn't sound totally normal.

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:07 pm

It’s probably quite normal that they can squirt milk like that.

But running around the house, squirting milk in other people’s faces? That’s pretty weird.

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:17 pm

Clarification point: is this milk being squirted from a bottle or, y'know "direct from the source"?

Either option is strange, but one is next level stuff obviously! :lol:

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Poser » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:27 pm

+1 for that's really weird. Next time she does it, gooseberry fool on her tits. For balance.

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by Silent Right » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:39 pm

Jenuall wrote:Clarification point: is this milk being squirted from a bottle or, y'know "direct from the source"?

Either option is strange, but one is next level stuff obviously! :lol:


Direct from the source.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:41 pm

Rightey wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Clarification point: is this milk being squirted from a bottle or, y'know "direct from the source"?

Either option is strange, but one is next level stuff obviously! :lol:


Direct from the source.


Fresh and organic - what's not to like?

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PostRe: So you've ruined your life...
by Silent Right » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:45 pm

I never said I didn't like it.

The taste is pretty good too.

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