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Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:37 am
by Dowbocop
Which dickhead decided that the best way of packaging a selection of children's jigsaws was a in a BOOK. Spend strawberry floating ages putting together a picture of a sodding tractor. The first thing that happens - he turns over to look at the next page. And the only way to put the toy away IS TO DO THE strawberry floating JIGSAW AGAIN.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:28 pm
by Rax
Dowbocop wrote:Which dickhead decided that the best way of packaging a selection of children's jigsaws was a in a BOOK. Spend strawberry floating ages putting together a picture of a sodding tractor. The first thing that happens - he turns over to look at the next page. And the only way to put the toy away IS TO DO THE strawberry floating JIGSAW AGAIN.

Close the book, then open it at the page you want, the pieces wont fall out that way.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 6:05 pm
by Return_of_the_STAR
My wife is in labour. Been asked to go down to hospital at 2000hrs. Her waters have partially broken but she’s not having contractions that are that close together so I suspect they will take her in due to the risk of infection (due to waters) and send me home, then probably call me at 0400hrs to get me to come back :lol:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 6:26 pm
by Moggy
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:My wife is in labour. Been asked to go down to hospital at 2000hrs. Her waters have partially broken but she’s not having contractions that are that close together so I suspect they will take her in due to the risk of infection (due to waters) and send me home, then probably call me at 0400hrs to get me to come back :lol:


Good luck! :wub:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:32 pm
by Tomous
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:My wife is in labour. Been asked to go down to hospital at 2000hrs. Her waters have partially broken but she’s not having contractions that are that close together so I suspect they will take her in due to the risk of infection (due to waters) and send me home, then probably call me at 0400hrs to get me to come back :lol:


Good luck mate, hope all goes well :wub:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 8:12 pm
by Return_of_the_STAR
Thanks both. At hospital now. Obviously I have to wait outside at the moment :lol:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:25 am
by Knoyleo
Good luck, ROTS!

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:21 am
by Corazon de Leon
Good luck! Hopefully everything has gone well!

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:03 pm
by Return_of_the_STAR
Well that was a terrifying day, complications in labour, baby born with the cord around her neck, had to go on a resuscitare. Thankfully she is now fine, and we have a beautiful little daughter called Evie.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:06 pm
by Moggy
Congrats dude. Evie's a lovely name.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:49 pm
by Return_of_the_STAR
Moggy wrote:Congrats dude. Evie's a lovely name.


Thanks mate.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:51 pm
by Knoyleo
Congratulations man. Glad to hear all is OK.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:44 am
by Venom
Congratulations ROTS! I'm happy everything turned out well.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 11:17 am
by Corazon de Leon
Congrats!

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:19 am
by Rax
Hearty congratulations!

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:08 am
by jiggles
Ben’s apparently a year old today, according to the calendar. I’ve triple checked but, despite only having been born a short while ago, it’s true.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:51 pm
by PaperMacheMario
jiggles wrote:Ben’s apparently a year old today, according to the calendar. I’ve triple checked but, despite only having been born a short while ago, it’s true.

Ha, same with our Isabella. Crazy how quickly it’s gone, the last few months have all just merged so it seems even weirder that it’s been a whole year!

We met some friends and family at a nearby park throughout the day, all spaced out (both the times and the distancing). Shame we couldn’t have people round or anything but the weather held out so can’t complain.

Congrats on a year of being a dad o/

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:25 pm
by jiggles
Thanks, and to you, too.

How it started
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How it’s going
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Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:53 pm
by Knoyleo
Congrats to both of you!

NCT courses via zoom are a weird experience. :lol:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:59 pm
by Errkal
Knoyleo wrote:Congrats to both of you!

NCT courses via zoom are a weird experience. :lol:


They are weird anyway.

I hated them felt it was a total waste of time and that most of other people were stuck up want to be posh people. They would have been more useful if they gave fact based answers but every answer to every question seems to be “if you feel” or “if it works for you” which wasn’t in any way helpful.