So you've ruined your life...

I can confirm having babies during Covid is shite.

Plural? Damn son.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:20 am

My 4 year old wanted to play games yesterday and picked Goat Simulator. He was running around causing mayhem and ended up getting a tennis ball serving machine on the goats back. He loved that he could shoot tennis balls at people.

And then he fired a tennis ball at a female NPC, laughed and said "I hit the lady in the face with my balls!"

That's my boy! :lol:

My eldest turned 14 recently. I'm not entirely sure where the time has gone. I'm pretty sure he didn't exist when I first joined up on the old GR.
I come in this thread and folk who were kids back then are now having kids.
I'm going to be 51 this year.

Maybe I should start a middle age angst thread.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Tomous** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:19 am

Moggy wrote:My 4 year old wanted to play games yesterday and picked Goat Simulator. He was running around causing mayhem and ended up getting a tennis ball serving machine on the goats back. He loved that he could shoot tennis balls at people.

And then he fired a tennis ball at a female NPC, laughed and said "I hit the lady in the face with my balls!"

That's my boy!

Have you got Untitled Goose Game? I feel like that would be right up his street.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:32 am

Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:My 4 year old wanted to play games yesterday and picked Goat Simulator. He was running around causing mayhem and ended up getting a tennis ball serving machine on the goats back. He loved that he could shoot tennis balls at people.

And then he fired a tennis ball at a female NPC, laughed and said "I hit the lady in the face with my balls!"

That's my boy!

Have you got Untitled Goose Game? I feel like that would be right up his street.

Yeah he loves that as well. He gets frustrated that he can't shove his balls into anybody's face though.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Tomous** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:33 am

The little man knows what he loves, I respect that.

Corazon de Leon

OnlyShallow wrote:My eldest turned 14 recently. I'm not entirely sure where the time has gone. I'm pretty sure he didn't exist when I first joined up on the old GR.
I come in this thread and folk who were kids back then are now having kids.
I'm going to be 51 this year.

Maybe I should start a middle age angst thread.

Indeed. I think we've got a generation of people posting here who have, in a weird way, grown up together.

It's a scary statistic that I've spent more of my life posting on here than not. Was 17 years in March.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Tomous** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:33 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:
OnlyShallow wrote:My eldest turned 14 recently. I'm not entirely sure where the time has gone. I'm pretty sure he didn't exist when I first joined up on the old GR.
I come in this thread and folk who were kids back then are now having kids.
I'm going to be 51 this year.

Maybe I should start a middle age angst thread.

Indeed. I think we've got a generation of people posting here who have, in a weird way, grown up together.

It's a scary statistic that I've spent more of my life posting on here than not. Was 17 years in March.

There's definitely a big difference in the type of posts now to say, 10 years ago :lol:

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Rax** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:03 am

Drumstick wrote:Congrats on ruining your lives.

Any other parents here actually quite like some of the things their kids watch?

It's Boss Baby for me. I could quite genuinely binge it.

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy Dugggeee. I quite like that show, some of the little touches are great, the gay crab couple, the "plumber" costume thats clearly Mario, so many cool little things like that.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **DML** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:47 pm

DML is....

....a FATHER!

It is.....

....a GIRL!

Girls are the best. :wub:

Congrats DML.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Rax** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:56 pm

Da Miniature Lizzimba

Congrats. :wub:

Congrats again, Catman.

Prototype wrote:Girls are the best.

Congrats DML.

Girls are the best but also the most challenging.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Knoyleo** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:43 pm

Congrats, DML!

Corazon de Leon

That strawberry floating reveal post :lol:

Congrats mate, really good news!

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **DML** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:13 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:That strawberry floating reveal post

Congrats mate, really good news!

It had been a while.

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:54 pm

Congrats!

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Moggy** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:45 pm

I thought I'd be nice and ordered my 4 year old a PJ Masks quilt cover and pillow case.

I told him I had a surprise for him and took him into his bedroom expecting an excited reaction.

"Oh"

"Don't you like it?"

"Yeah but I thought it was going to be a birthday cake!"

"It's not your strawberry floating birthday and you are now strawberry floating DISOWNED!"

PostRe: So you've ruined your life... by **Tsunade** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 1:56 pm

My daughter turns 13 today! She's almost as tall as me now!

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