Relationships Thread

[That's not a growth]

Tinder girl has asked me again not to sleep with anyone else because she'd get jealous. Not sure how I feel. I quite like she's enjoying things enough to want to keep it all to her self (which is how she's described why she's asking this) and I've not really been trying to find anything else so doesn't effect me there. But I'd quite like to pursue something if the opportunity arose, and I feel asking this of someone who you've known for a week and a half could mean she's going to get very clingy very quickly. Hmm.

[Knoyleo]

By the sounds of it, he's been bolting her pretty hard and fast already.

[Poser]

Tinder girl has asked me again not to sleep with anyone else because she'd get jealous. Not sure how I feel. I quite like she's enjoying things enough to want to keep it all to her self (which is how she's described why she's asking this) and I've not really been trying to find anything else so doesn't effect me there. But I'd quite like to pursue something if the opportunity arose, and I feel asking this of someone who you've known for a week and a half could mean she's going to get very clingy very quickly. Hmm.

Ask if you could sleep with someone else if she was there.

[degoose]

Tinder girl has asked me again not to sleep with anyone else because she'd get jealous. Not sure how I feel. I quite like she's enjoying things enough to want to keep it all to her self (which is how she's described why she's asking this) and I've not really been trying to find anything else so doesn't effect me there. But I'd quite like to pursue something if the opportunity arose, and I feel asking this of someone who you've known for a week and a half could mean she's going to get very clingy very quickly. Hmm.

sounds like really she would like something a bit more and wants a relationship. If you get along really well and would want that to then you should go for it, this is the relationship thread you know . If of course you don't want that at all and want to play the field then just tell her and go somewhere else.

Simples

[False]

You know what I would do?

I would just agree with her and say that I wouldnt mind going exclusive. Then just do whatever I want when she isnt around anyway.

[Skippy]

this is the relationship thread you know

Wait, this isn't the Falsey bragging, sadomasochism and electro-probing thread?

[False]

title change req

[Outrunner]

Thanks for all the comments guys and I appreciate the offers of help, I think I'm going to need it.

Just a quick update, expect more venting later when I get back - a friend is treating me to late breakfast.

I am still alive (obviously). The self harm was me (cutting rather than hitting myself which used to be my preferred method). I definitely won't be doing it again, I got no release and the cuts hurt like strawberry float now. I have been to the GP, she checked my cuts, has given me a prescription for sleeping tablets (only a few just to get me back on track). I still haven't eaten since...Tuesday I think which is why my friend is taking me out this morning.

I'm still a mess, at the "It's my fault I should have been a better husband blah blah blah" bullshit phase.

Anyway, off the breakfast I go

[Moggy]

Thanks for all the comments guys and I appreciate the offers of help, I think I'm going to need it.

Just a quick update, expect more venting later when I get back - a friend is treating me to late breakfast.

I am still alive (obviously). The self harm was me (cutting rather than hitting myself which used to be my preferred method). I definitely won't be doing it again, I got no release and the cuts hurt like strawberry float now. I have been to the GP, she checked my cuts, has given me a prescription for sleeping tablets (only a few just to get me back on track). I still haven't eaten since...Tuesday I think which is why my friend is taking me out this morning.

I'm still a mess, at the "It's my fault I should have been a better husband blah blah blah" bullshit phase.

Anyway, off the breakfast I go

I know you can't help it, but you need to avoid blaming yourself. Even if you are a shitty husband, there is no excuse for your wife to cheat on you, she should have spoken with you about what is wrong and what you both needed to do to salvage the relationship.

[Dual]

Tinder girl has asked me again not to sleep with anyone else because she'd get jealous. Not sure how I feel. I quite like she's enjoying things enough to want to keep it all to her self (which is how she's described why she's asking this) and I've not really been trying to find anything else so doesn't effect me there. But I'd quite like to pursue something if the opportunity arose, and I feel asking this of someone who you've known for a week and a half could mean she's going to get very clingy very quickly. Hmm.

Just don't tell her.

[That's not a growth]

Thanks for all the comments guys and I appreciate the offers of help, I think I'm going to need it.

Just a quick update, expect more venting later when I get back - a friend is treating me to late breakfast.

I am still alive (obviously). The self harm was me (cutting rather than hitting myself which used to be my preferred method). I definitely won't be doing it again, I got no release and the cuts hurt like strawberry float now. I have been to the GP, she checked my cuts, has given me a prescription for sleeping tablets (only a few just to get me back on track). I still haven't eaten since...Tuesday I think which is why my friend is taking me out this morning.

I'm still a mess, at the "It's my fault I should have been a better husband blah blah blah" bullshit phase.

Anyway, off the breakfast I go

I know you can't help it, but you need to avoid blaming yourself. Even if you are a shitty husband, there is no excuse for your wife to cheat on you, she should have spoken with you about what is wrong and what you both needed to do to salvage the relationship.

just to say I agree with Moggy, even if you were a bad husband (which is too much of a general term anyway, you might have done one or two things wrong but I doubt you ruined her whole life) she's the one that cheated and should have spoke to you first about any problems she was having with you.

As for my thing, I also came to the conclusion of just not telling her if I hook up with anyone else, but like I said I just won't activity go looking right now (basically meaning I won't go on tinder for the time being but will still chat up a girl in a bar if she's flirting with me) and I do enjoy how things are at the moment.

[Moggy]

just to say I agree with Moggy, even if you were a bad husband (which is too much of a general term anyway, you might have done one or two things wrong but I doubt you ruined her whole life) she's the one that cheated and should have spoke to you first about any problems she was having with you.

As for my thing, I also came to the conclusion of just not telling her if I hook up with anyone else, but like I said I just won't activity go looking right now (basically meaning I won't go on tinder for the time being but will still chat up a girl in a bar if she's flirting with me) and I do enjoy how things are at the moment.

Those two sentences go perfectly together.

[Wedgie]

Found out my wife has been having an affair for the past three weeks. Apparently she's "confused". She's staying with a friend right now

Alcohol and self-harming. Fun times!

The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....

I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!

I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"

I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...

she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..

I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.

What the actual strawberry float?

[Mommy Christmas]

As for self harming, Try a strong elastic band around your head (at cranium level). Pinch it at forehead mid position and give it a good stretch, then let go. Hurts like a bitch. You'll soon think about stopping.
Blades are disproportionate on the pain to damage scale. If you want to show people you are in pain, a big red mark on your forehead will give it away.

Hope this a) helps 2) makes you laugh and secondly, makes you realise that however this ends up, you were the good guy. Everyone goes through a bad patch and it's easy for us all to get in a rut. Are you a young couple? Has she had serious relationships before? All this should be taken into account.

[That's not a growth]

just to say I agree with Moggy, even if you were a bad husband (which is too much of a general term anyway, you might have done one or two things wrong but I doubt you ruined her whole life) she's the one that cheated and should have spoke to you first about any problems she was having with you.

As for my thing, I also came to the conclusion of just not telling her if I hook up with anyone else, but like I said I just won't activity go looking right now (basically meaning I won't go on tinder for the time being but will still chat up a girl in a bar if she's flirting with me) and I do enjoy how things are at the moment.

Those two sentences go perfectly together.

Haha, yeah I get the slight hypocrisy but in all seriousness the girl I'm sleeping with I've not even known for 2 weeks so a slightly different situation.

[Moggy]

just to say I agree with Moggy, even if you were a bad husband (which is too much of a general term anyway, you might have done one or two things wrong but I doubt you ruined her whole life) she's the one that cheated and should have spoke to you first about any problems she was having with you.

As for my thing, I also came to the conclusion of just not telling her if I hook up with anyone else, but like I said I just won't activity go looking right now (basically meaning I won't go on tinder for the time being but will still chat up a girl in a bar if she's flirting with me) and I do enjoy how things are at the moment.

Those two sentences go perfectly together.

Haha, yeah I get the slight hypocrisy but in all seriousness the girl I'm sleeping with I've not even known for 2 weeks so a slightly different situation.

I know, that's why I laughed.

[That's not a growth]

Ah, tapatalk doesn't show that smiley, and I don't recognise the code, so wasn't sure which one it was. Bloody phones.

[MagicMarker]

Well that was a strawberry floating sweet evening

[Tomous]

Well that was a strawberry floating sweet evening

Well, go on then lad....

[Victor Mildew]

You tried the nandos sweet sauce?