Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:52 pm

The issue with the first one is that if she agrees then I have to source a third wheel.

The second isnt a problem because the rot will be immediately noticable.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Death's Head** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:10 pm

[iup=3653501]Falsey[/iup] wrote:The issue with the first one is that if she agrees then I have to source a third wheel.

We can evolve this. If she says "fine" say "great, my sister has been looking forward to this for ages".

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:12 pm

A bold play, given my sister is 15 years old.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Death's Head** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:14 pm

Seems we have a winner. If she still agrees say "WTF? My sister is 15!" and slam the phone down and delete her from face book.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:18 pm

Perfect, this cant fail.

Thanks for the sage words DH.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **degoose** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:05 pm

[iup=3653520]Falsey[/iup] wrote:A bold play, given my sister is 15 years old.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:28 pm

[iup=3653501]Falsey[/iup] wrote:The issue with the first one is that if she agrees then I have to source a third wheel.

Yo.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **That** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:07 pm

[iup=3653520]Falsey[/iup] wrote:A bold play, given my sister is 15 years old.

You could always defer the trip until after her next birthday.

... What?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **KingK** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:10 pm

Somehow we need to merge this thread with Cal's Thailand Adventure story ....

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:17 pm

[iup=3653783]Somebody Else's Problem[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3653501]Falsey[/iup] wrote:The issue with the first one is that if she agrees then I have to source a third wheel.

Yo.

I have to say, I always suspected you liked me more than you let on

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:20 am

Well, spent most of last evening in crisis talks because she seems convinced Im not attracted to her.

I tried to play both sides and say I did but not convincing enough that I want her to not cancel this getaway. Time will tell if I played it right.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Death's Head** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:39 am

You did try the obvious excuse of "I'm gay", right?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:41 am

Thats my ace in the hole

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:05 pm

Are you really that starved for attention/bored that you're actually going to go through with this?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:12 pm

Stringing her along just because she's good craic and makes you feel better seems a little mean spirited to me.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **DML** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:36 pm

I can't believe Falsey the ladykiller has ended up more under the thumb than any situation I've ever been in.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:37 pm

[iup=3654197]Ad7[/iup] wrote:Are you really that starved for attention/bored that you're actually going to go through with this?

Thats my secret, Im always bored and in need of attention.

[iup=3654201]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:Stringing her along just because she's good craic and makes you feel better seems a little mean spirited to me.

Yeah I guess.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Wedgie** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:41 pm

My ex texted me complaining that I didn't pack one pair of socks that belonged one of my kids, after I dropped them off after a weekend with me.

One bloody pair of socks. ONE. The kind you get from Primark.

Jesus H. Christ.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Gandalf** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:45 pm

That's shocking!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Andrew Mills** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:38 pm

[iup=3654226]Gandalf[/iup] wrote:That's shocking!

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