Relationships Thread

[Victor Mildew]

Agreed, has to be face to face. People hide behind emails etc too much these days. Just flat out ask her out for a drink, it nearly always works (well it did back when I were courtin'). Plus she'll be putty with all the confidence.

[False]

Just catching up on my various profiles etc, seeing if I can swing anything for tonight and I get this;

you sound perfect!

I'm Claire, I'm an intelligent, bubbly

[Squinty]

Aww yeah bubbles. I love bubbles. Send her my way.

[False]

Unfortunately as I deleted her message she is no longer in my inbox. She had star in her username and is called Claire if you fancy a hunt. But Im sure you could do better.

I also have this chick who appears to forget my username because she just sends me a message every time I come online. Shes fit and I totally would, but she lives in Oxford and I dont. I have explained this to her, yet every week or so there she is; "Hi x".

[jamcc]

Keep us informed John
#TeamJamcc
#GoForIt

Oh God, those hashtags just add to the pressure.

But thanks to all of you for your messages. The Facebook route just didn't feel right do I'll have to do it in person (or email). I will post back in here some time next week with an update.*

*Unless she says no and/or it goes horribly wrong.

[KingK]

No pressure mate. We're with you!

[Skarjo]

Unfortunately as I deleted her message she is no longer in my inbox. She had star in her username and is called Claire if you fancy a hunt. But Im sure you could do better.

I also have this chick who appears to forget my username because she just sends me a message every time I come online. Shes fit and I totally would, but she lives in Oxford and I dont. I have explained this to her, yet every week or so there she is; "Hi x".

I could tell she must have been an Oxford grad when she said she was an intelligent.

[Bunni]

Unfortunately as I deleted her message she is no longer in my inbox. She had star in her username and is called Claire if you fancy a hunt. But Im sure you could do better.

I also have this chick who appears to forget my username because she just sends me a message every time I come online. Shes fit and I totally would, but she lives in Oxford and I dont. I have explained this to her, yet every week or so there she is; "Hi x".

I could tell she must have been an Oxford grad when she said she was an intelligent.

Brooke's fo'sho

[That's not a growth]

So I went full bastard mode on a different girl tonight and now I've started a discussion on how propositioning someone for casual sex is just as valid as spending the evening having dinner with someone so you can talk about yourself to convince them to have sex with you. Time will tell how pissed off she is with this argument, but she hasn't blocked me yet.

[False]

You can do it Jam. Be the ball.

I, however, failed in my quest tonight. Ive just eaten a bowl of profiteroles so now everything is ok. The quest resumes tomorrow when the crying stops.

[False]

Spoke too soon. I have been summoned.

Never give up hope, GR.

[SEP]

I would totally watch a documentary series about Falsey.

[Victor Mildew]

I would totally watch a documentary series about Falsey.

Benefits street is on more 4.

[Shadow]

For reals Falsey, you could do really well out of a YouTube channel, there's a lot of money to be made there.

[False]

For reals Falsey, you could do really well out of a YouTube channel, there's a lot of money to be made there.

Id much rather my sordid goings on were restricted a small gaming forum and a few dodgier outlets, rather than worldwide youtube acclaim.

What would I even put on the channel? Best I could do is a vlogging thing, and then Id be even more of a twat.

I would totally watch a documentary series about Falsey.

Benefits street is on more 4.

So mean.

Thanks for the vote of confidence though MCN. Thats what Im taking it as.

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I think I strained a bollock tonight. Proper killing me now. Guess what though, I think I might have found a proper wifey, for reals. She tells me in the throws of passion that she wants to marry me, thats fine, I have that effect on women. But then, after we are all done and I am nursing a broken bollock, I let it slip that I want to go to maccies and get a milkshake. You know what she says?

Can I come?

Jackpot boys. I had a chocolate and she had a strawberry and it was wonderful.

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You're in there.

[Victor Mildew]

Future fatty confirmed

[jamcc]

No pressure mate. We're with you!

Cheers. Your story of how you met your wife was really nice too, I forgot to say. Heartwarming, it was.

For reals Falsey, you could do really well out of a YouTube channel, there's a lot of money to be made there.

Don't become a vlogger. Please don't.

[Andrew Mills]

I think I strained a bollock tonight. Proper killing me now. Guess what though, I think I might have found a proper wifey, for reals. She tells me in the throws of passion that she wants to marry me, thats fine, I have that effect on women. But then, after we are all done and I am nursing a broken bollock, I let it slip that I want to go to maccies and get a milkshake. You know what she says?

Can I come?

Jackpot boys. I had a chocolate and she had a strawberry and it was wonderful.

[False]

Thats the dream, right thur.