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Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:55 am
by Wedgie
Ad7 wrote:The bathroom occupied by me suggests that there are two guys in that story :dread:

Should be a beaker of bleach.


I think the wife's in the bathroom.

My wife found the mumsnet thing first before I read it and I was like "you're not suggest that, are you?"

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:56 am
by Moggy
Fatal Exception wrote:1984, best year to be born yo.


You Marxist totalitarian scum.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:45 am
by Harman
So, things are going well with this girl, I think :mrgreen:




Touch wood.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:55 am
by Joer
Is that what makes it seem like it's going well? She touches wood? Good stuff.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:13 am
by Xeno
Why does he have to dip his todger but she gets the bathroom? Does she have some super secret post coital regime that he's not allowed to see? He's just pounded her but there's no way on earth they can use the bathroom at the same time.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:47 am
by Buffalo
Fatal Exception wrote:1984, best year to be born yo.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:49 pm
by TheWay
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Wouldn't the water be cold? :dread:


Thermos. Or perhaps some sort of modified Teasmade.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:51 am
by JChalmers
Wipe with tissue and then wash in the shower in the morning, simples.....

Penis Beaker honestly some people....imagine waking up groggily in the night needing a drink and picking it up by accident :dread:

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:52 am
by Dual
im a fan of the baby wipe

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:55 am
by Xeno
Dual wrote:im a fan of the baby wipe


How does the mother of the baby feel about that?



sorry but I just had to, it was sitting there as plain as day.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:30 am
by Moggy
JChalmers wrote:Wipe with tissue and then wash in the shower in the morning, simples.....

Penis Beaker honestly some people....imagine waking up groggily in the night needing a drink and picking it up by accident :dread:


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Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:39 am
by Fatal Exception
Dual wrote:im a fan of the baby wipe

This. Both parties can enjoy babywipes. I always keep a packet under the bed.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:48 pm
by Shadow
Baby wipes make me get a bit sore, I think I'm allergic/sensitive to something on them.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:14 pm
by False

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:43 am
by 7256930752
Well after going on the holiday and working through some things I found out that my girlfriend signed up to pof a couple of weeks ago. I put this down to being upset and just needing a bit of validation but turns out she still goes on everyday. Curiosity got the better of me today and I had a look at her account, strawberry floating pathetic I know but she has been messaging someone fairly frequently for the past week so at least I now know what's been going on.

What would others do in this scenario? Could you just accept that you've been going through a rough time or would this be the end of the line?

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:46 am
by Minto
Hime wrote:Well after going on the holiday and working through some things I found out that my girlfriend signed up to pof a couple of weeks ago. I put this down to being upset and just needing a bit of validation but turns out she still goes on everyday. Curiosity got the better of me today and I had a look at her account, strawberry floating pathetic I know but she has been messaging someone fairly frequently for the past week so at least I now know what's been going on.

What would others do in this scenario? Could you just accept that you've been going through a rough time or would this be the end of the line?

Cut her face so no-one else will want her.

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Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:47 am
by Moggy
Hime wrote:Well after going on the holiday and working through some things I found out that my girlfriend signed up to pof a couple of weeks ago. I put this down to being upset and just needing a bit of validation but turns out she still goes on everyday. Curiosity got the better of me today and I had a look at her account, strawberry floating pathetic I know but she has been messaging someone fairly frequently for the past week so at least I now know what's been going on.

What would others do in this scenario? Could you just accept that you've been going through a rough time or would this be the end of the line?


If you have not been happy in the relationship and she is looking (and contacting) elsewhere, I wouldn't have thought that the relationship has much going for it.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:49 am
by False
You told her you werent interested so she took stock of her options.

A woman can find a man in a heartbeat, especially on a dating site. If she wants security she'll find it in no time. If you want to work at it with her then tell her so, if not, live and let live. You made your bed.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:50 am
by Errkal
Hime wrote:Well after going on the holiday and working through some things I found out that my girlfriend signed up to pof a couple of weeks ago. I put this down to being upset and just needing a bit of validation but turns out she still goes on everyday. Curiosity got the better of me today and I had a look at her account, strawberry floating pathetic I know but she has been messaging someone fairly frequently for the past week so at least I now know what's been going on.

What would others do in this scenario? Could you just accept that you've been going through a rough time or would this be the end of the line?


You need to talk to her realyl and find er side of it, it could still go either way. If she denies it all then go on Jeremy Kyle for a lie detector, its the only option.

Re: The ' Romantic Relationship' Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:51 am
by Pedro
Honestly, its over. End it there. Easier said then done, but now it'll always be on your mind and in all honesty if she's looking elsewhere actively, then you should end it.