Relationships Thread

[LewisD]

Falsey, is your TheRapist fit?
Imagine plowing a fit therapist..

[False]

alas, no

[Squinty]

Is she analyst and a therapist?

[False]

not an analrapist, no

[False]

and Im not ready for anustart

[Shadow]

Was anus tart one of the things from the "have you done this" list?

[Skarjo]

all I can say is..you deserve better,, man. So cheer up!

EDIT; I have no memory of making this post.

Wait, that's like 6pm here. What the strawberry float.

[That]

not an analrapist, no

"No no! It's pronounced 'an-al-rap-ist'."

"It's not the pronunciation that was bothering me..."

[JChalmers]

"Haven't been in the Relationship Thread in a couple of weeks...."

[Lotus]

Ugh, made the mistake of clicking onto the FB profile of a girl I went out with a few months ago. Looking strawberry floating gorgeous, still single, and posting funny/intelligent comments. Dammit.

[Moggy]

Ugh, made the mistake of clicking onto the FB profile of a girl I went out with a few months ago. Looking strawberry floating gorgeous, still single, and posting funny/intelligent comments. Dammit.

Was that the underage waitress?

[Lotus]

Yeah it was, well remembered.

Just kinda fizzled out really, wasn't a 'spark'. Damn hot though.

[Moggy]

Not well remembered, I just searched your name in the thread.

[Floex]

Alright FE.

[Fatal Exception]

Alright FE.

Not bad, you?

[Moggy]

Alright FE.

If I was FE, I would have found out her address and visited her.

[Pontius Pilate]

How do you guys feel about your girls getting plastic surgery? My girlfriend already has some minor work (eye lid surgery). But she has expressed her desire to get her nose done. Quite frankly I'm pissed she'd even consider it. I'd strongly think abour leavi...

Nah, I'm all for it. Her nose is great already. But Koreans with nose jobs are god tier. My problem is that she has been known trick me. Does she really want it? Or is she testing me. I don't know. I'll probably play it cool - "yeh do that if you want." Instead of "YES! YES! YESSS!".

So yeh, how would you feel?

[aayl1]

I know how I feel about girls that are prone to test me.

[Pontius Pilate]

I hate that gooseberry fool. Whenever it's obvious she's trying to do that, I just straight up call her out on it. But sometimes I don't have my wits about me. Even if she gets pissed at something I said, which she clearly tricked me into saying, I just blame it on her.

[Victor Mildew]

Sounds like you're dating a Michael Jackson tribute act.