Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:05 pm
Falsey wrote:what a little bitch
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Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:07 pm
if your girlfriend has a shitty arse you need a new girlfriend
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:10 pm
GRcade: Romance is a clean arsehole.
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:12 pm
Even a clean arse smells and tastes like an arse. Some of the smell comes from glands not poop. If you enjoy it perhaps you would like this:
http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/
My dad ordered it once by mistake
http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/
My dad ordered it once by mistake
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:16 pm
I dunno, any botty Ive ever gone near doesnt smell
if it did I wouldnt go near it
maybe you need to educate your ladyfriend on how to cleanse her chute
if it did I wouldnt go near it
maybe you need to educate your ladyfriend on how to cleanse her chute
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:19 pm
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:22 pm
Fatal Exception wrote:Even a clean arse smells and tastes like an arse. Some of the smell comes from glands not poop. If you enjoy it perhaps you would like this:
http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/
My dad ordered it once by mistake
I love how they don't even dance around it and just straight up say it has a 'rubbery texture and a faeces-like taste'.
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:22 pm
A rubbery texture and a faeces-like taste?
That's just tough gooseberry fool.
That's just tough gooseberry fool.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:56 pm
Pontius Pilate wrote:If your girlfriend isn't anal rimming you, you should broom her. Feels awesome.
strawberry float that.Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:57 pm
Happiness is a warm bum.
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:20 pm
Falsey wrote:I wouldnt let a woman do it
all hairy and whatever, Id feel bad for her
This, if it was hairy down there I would not do it.
Speaking of smells, I used to go out with a Korean girl, she would drink tons of green tea and as a result her lady parts tasted like green tea. It was awesome.
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:22 pm
I hate green tea
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:41 pm
You need to hope that Emma consumes a lot of Harribo.
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:55 pm
Harribo snatch wash gel?
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:56 pm
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:57 pm
I love how this went from sharing toothbrushes to a discussion on rimming.
Not sure I'd do it, but I wouldn't mind a girl doing a 'Rusty Trombone', I'm intrigued. Not likely though, there are forests with less foliage than my arse.
Not sure I'd do it, but I wouldn't mind a girl doing a 'Rusty Trombone', I'm intrigued. Not likely though, there are forests with less foliage than my arse.
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:20 pm
bigcheez2k3 wrote:I love how this went from sharing toothbrushes to a discussion on rimming.
Not sure I'd do it, but I wouldn't mind a girl doing a 'Rusty Trombone', I'm intrigued. Not likely though, there are forests with less foliage than my arse.
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:49 pm
Rightey wrote:Falsey wrote:I wouldnt let a woman do it
all hairy and whatever, Id feel bad for her
This, if it was hairy down there I would not do it.
Speaking of smells, I used to go out with a Korean girl, she would drink tons of green tea and as a result her lady parts tasted like green tea. It was awesome.
My girlfriend drinks green tea...
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:51 pm
yeah but your girlfriend is also made up
Re: "Relationships": Romance is a clean butthole.
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:54 pm
No she's not
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