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Falsey » Mon May 12, 2014 9:24 pm wrote:meet her in the week

I'm working nearly an hour in the opposite direction for the next few weeks, so that's nearly 2 hours travel after work.

Two hours? Oh no.

Id travel two hours for fine poonani. Easy.

In fact, the girls I know around the Preston area or top end of Liverpool are a 50 min drive each way and I do that no issue. Ive been to Manchester for some.

Rightey » Mon May 12, 2014 2:41 pm wrote:I'm engaged.

For a moment, I thought you said "engorged", and just really, really liked that picture.

NickSCFC » Mon May 12, 2014 9:27 pm wrote:

Falsey » Mon May 12, 2014 9:24 pm wrote:meet her in the week

I'm working nearly an hour in the opposite direction for the next few weeks, so that's nearly 2 hours travel after work.

Just texting/emailing is fine for a little while and I guess it changes from person to person but 2 weeks would be the absolute limit for me. Seeing as you've never met her, I'd keep messaging down to 2/3 messages a day, tops.

I just had maybe the most intense evening of my life. Havent had any action for a few months at least now (my own choice I might add), and Ive been chatting to some freaky chick on tinder for the past few weeks.

So I went to hers tonight, but with a twist. First time Ive ever actually met her in person, and the second I walked in through the door I was blindfolded and remained so all evening. gooseberry fool got strawberry floating wild.

I was probably raped by a moose but I dont give a gooseberry fool because that was awesome. When I finally popped the cork it felt like gallons and it was so intense Im pretty sure I just pulled a muscle in my thigh. Really strawberry floating ached. Im proper getting into this freaky gooseberry fool now.

And she punched me in the nuts after I had specifically told her I didnt like that gooseberry fool.

What is it with women and decking me in the pouch?

Oh for crying out loud.

Falsey » Wed May 14, 2014 12:41 am wrote:I just had maybe the most intense evening of my life. Havent had any action for a few months at least now (my own choice I might add), and Ive been chatting to some freaky chick on tinder for the past few weeks.

So I went to hers tonight, but with a twist. First time Ive ever actually met her in person, and the second I walked in through the door I was blindfolded and remained so all evening. gooseberry fool got strawberry floating wild.

I was probably raped by a moose but I dont give a gooseberry fool because that was awesome. When I finally popped the cork it felt like gallons and it was so intense Im pretty sure I just pulled a muscle in my thigh. Really strawberry floating ached. Im proper getting into this freaky gooseberry fool now.

How does that work then, was she outside and followed you through the already open door, or was she invisible and then appeared behind you once inside?

Falsey » 14 May 2014, 00:41 wrote:I just had maybe the most intense evening of my life. Havent had any action for a few months at least now (my own choice I might add), and Ive been chatting to some freaky chick on tinder for the past few weeks.

So I went to hers tonight, but with a twist. First time Ive ever actually met her in person, and the second I walked in through the door I was blindfolded and remained so all evening. gooseberry fool got strawberry floating wild.

I was probably raped by a moose but I dont give a gooseberry fool because that was awesome. When I finally popped the cork it felt like gallons and it was so intense Im pretty sure I just pulled a muscle in my thigh. Really strawberry floating ached. Im proper getting into this freaky gooseberry fool now.

Falsey wrote:And she punched me in the nuts after I had specifically told her I didnt like that gooseberry fool.

What is it with women and decking me in the pouch?

Directed by Lars von Trier.

strawberry floating hell. This is the best thread on GRcade by an absolute mile.

Ad7 » Wed May 14, 2014 5:13 am wrote:How does that work then, was she outside and followed you through the already open door, or was she invisible and then appeared behind you once inside?

She opened the door, but was stood behind it. I got a text from her before I came in to walk straight into the room with the light on (the bedroom), strip down, and put the blindfold on the bed on. I literally didnt see her once the entire evening.

She spoke to me and Ive spoken to her on the phone before, so I at least know she was actually there. I didnt hear anyone else knocking around - so Im fairly certain I wasnt raped by a tramp who wandered in.

That's twice you've referred to whether or not you were raped by a 'third party'.

She inserted stuff, didn't she?

#Falseygotfuckedwithastrapon

If anything went near my velvet cave I would have been out of the window. Not my thing, that.

YET

But really, no ta.

Falsey » Wed May 14, 2014 8:18 am wrote:

Ad7 » Wed May 14, 2014 5:13 am wrote:How does that work then, was she outside and followed you through the already open door, or was she invisible and then appeared behind you once inside?

She opened the door, but was stood behind it. I got a text from her before I came in to walk straight into the room with the light on (the bedroom), strip down, and put the blindfold on the bed on. I literally didnt see her once the entire evening.

She spoke to me and Ive spoken to her on the phone before, so I at least know she was actually there. I didnt hear anyone else knocking around - so Im fairly certain I wasnt raped by a tramp who wandered in.

Lol you were lucky you weren't murdered or kidnapped . No strawberry floating way would i go in to some random house ,strip and blind fold myself. I guess we know what's happened one day if you suddenly stop messaging on here Falsey.

Nothing ventured..

Falsey » Wed May 14, 2014 8:42 am wrote:Nothing ventured..

That'll be on your gravestone i'm guessing


Falsey

Nothing ventured.....

It'll say GGF.

Gotta Go Fruity