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Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:14 am
by MagicMarker
If she doesn't like it she's gonna think I'm a right nobhead though, will she not?
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:20 am
by Victor Mildew
More importantly don't just rely on people here to get you dates as when you turn up for them it'll be you on your own with no relation to the funny guy she chatted up.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:23 am
by aayl1
That Ninja conversation was so awful.
Besides when she said she'll see you around the ninja neighbourhood the only correct response was "if you did, I'd be a pretty bad ninja".
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:24 am
by bigcheez2k3
Don't feel bad about not knowing what to say either, we've all been there. Only through practice and experience do I know what to do.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:33 am
by False
I refer you to my earlier advice;
Falsey » Wed May 14, 2014 9:59 am wrote:I tend to think about these kind of encounters thusly; you didnt know her before and she didnt know you. You have no attachment to her at all.
What do you stand to lose here? A girl you have never met before might stop talking to you. Woe is you. You'll get over it pretty quickly.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:34 am
by Poser
Songwriter » Thu May 15, 2014 10:13 am wrote:I can't believe I'm reading suggestions of what Ninja questions he should be asking.
How about talking to her about things that matter. Intellectual subjects like literature or politics or the arts...I dunno.
Sorry. But in the context of that conversation, what would you have done?
"Ah, you've become a ninja? Very good. What do you make of Derrida's approach to semiotic analysis? I find deconstruction to be..." etc.
Also, you'll find my 'ninja' questions were all aimed at steering the conversation elsewhere. Dates, hobbies, etc.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:46 am
by MagicMarker
Yeah I'm gonna use posers suggestions and go from there/
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:49 am
by False
Discussing the arts on tinder..
What the strawberry float am I reading?
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:44 am
by aayl1
"After I'm done with you you can go straight into the Tate"
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 12:36 pm
by Dual
You'll look like a Picasso portrait when I'm finished with ya
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:08 pm
by Winckle
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:10 pm
by That
No,
you're gay.
Wait, hang on.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:48 pm
by MagicMarker
More attractive than the first one as well.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:50 pm
by Dual
Ask her "What were the skies like when you were young?"
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:59 pm
by Victor Mildew
Jesus Christ
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:02 pm
by aayl1
Oh man.
You should have been all "is it because you need a guide dog to see" and then when she says no you could have been all "oh, thought there was a chance of me pulling there, for a second"
Self depreciate all up in there.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:03 pm
by Poser
Of course, after she said she liked penguins, you should have said you preferred the ones in the blue wrappers cos they always seem to taste better.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:05 pm
by MagicMarker
You guys are genius.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:16 pm
by Poser
Notsureif, etc
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:28 pm
by Holpil