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Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:40 pm
by MagicMarker
False on both accounts. Soup for starter, then homemade curry, then homemade cheesecake 8-)

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:40 pm
by Victor Mildew
Then cream pie :datass:

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:40 pm
by False
La-dee-da I eat three courses at home

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm
by False
Slow night tonight, Ad?

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm
by MagicMarker
Well no, if it was for her. I hoped she'd be impressed by my cooking, made sure I didn't mention I made it till she asked me if I did.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm
by Tomous
Ad7 » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:40 pm wrote:Then cream pie :datass:



Laughed way more than I should have :lol:

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm
by Tomous
MagicMarker » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm wrote:Well no, if it was for her. I hoped she'd be impressed by my cooking, made sure I didn't mention I made it till she asked me if I did.



"What this? Nah, just a little something I like to rustle up you know" 8-)

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:45 pm
by Victor Mildew
Falsey » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm wrote:Slow night tonight, Ad?


Isn't it always?

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:46 pm
by JChalmers
Somebody Else's Problem » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:58 pm wrote:Oh my god, we did it!

We need a logo and a special day!

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Congrats mate. 2 weeks from, she's a strawberry floating bitch to i strawberry floated that bitch!

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:47 pm
by False
Ad7 » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:45 pm wrote:
Falsey » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm wrote:Slow night tonight, Ad?


Isn't it always?


Id have thought you'd be out key swapping or dogging in the vanette.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:49 pm
by MagicMarker
Tomous » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm wrote:
MagicMarker » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:43 pm wrote:Well no, if it was for her. I hoped she'd be impressed by my cooking, made sure I didn't mention I made it till she asked me if I did.



"What this? Nah, just a little something I like to rustle up you know" 8-)



Exactly.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:49 pm
by Victor Mildew
It's my night off.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:02 pm
by Jay Adama
Congrats MM! I made a logo to celebrate but it might be too NSFW for being the main logo that shows up on every page...

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:31 pm
by MagicMarker
I appreciate the thought :wub:

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:39 pm
by SEP
Lock this gooseberry fool up, archive it and start a new thread. This is the culmination of the Relationship Thread.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:11 am
by Moggy
Congrats to MM! Let this be a lesson to everyone, rabbits and strolls = poon. :datass:

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:56 am
by aayl1
Songwriter » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:25 pm wrote:
aayl1 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:15 am wrote:
Outrunner » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:32 am wrote:Found out my wife has been having an affair for the past three weeks. Apparently she's "confused". She's staying with a friend right now

Alcohol and self-harming. Fun times! :|


All accounts that in your name you need to cancel, now.

I'd get in touch with a lawyer too.

Sorry to hear about that. I've no idea how much it must hurt to be betrayed like that.


Jesus. That’s all bad advice.

Just take stock, get into a place where you can communicate - leave bank accounts and divorce lawyers alone.


I really don't think it's bad advice at all. You need to cover yourself for the future, and the faster you act now, the easier it'll be.

I'm not saying slap the divorce papers in front of her, I'm saying talk to a lawyer for their advice on how best to proceed. Hoping for the best but preparing for the worst.

Plus she cheated on him. That suggests she's untrustworthy and thus I wouldn't want her anywhere near our money.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:23 am
by aayl1
I'm changing my name to Branron

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:27 am
by Pontius Pilate
Just you go out there and have a wee affair too! That'll show her.

Re: Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:37 am
by Songwriter
aayl1 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:56 am wrote:
Songwriter » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:25 pm wrote:
aayl1 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:15 am wrote:
Outrunner » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:32 am wrote:Found out my wife has been having an affair for the past three weeks. Apparently she's "confused". She's staying with a friend right now

Alcohol and self-harming. Fun times! :|


All accounts that in your name you need to cancel, now.

I'd get in touch with a lawyer too.

Sorry to hear about that. I've no idea how much it must hurt to be betrayed like that.


Jesus. That’s all bad advice.

Just take stock, get into a place where you can communicate - leave bank accounts and divorce lawyers alone.


I really don't think it's bad advice at all. You need to cover yourself for the future, and the faster you act now, the easier it'll be.

I'm not saying slap the divorce papers in front of her, I'm saying talk to a lawyer for their advice on how best to proceed. Hoping for the best but preparing for the worst.

Plus she cheated on him. That suggests she's untrustworthy and thus I wouldn't want her anywhere near our money.


Faster he acts the better - why?