Relationships Thread

[aayl1]

Squirt your maple syrup all over her milk bags

[LewisD]

GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town.

I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/

[bear]

GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town.

If she ever sees this she'll dump you and your family will disown you. And they'd be 100% right to do so.

[SEP]

Squirt your maple syrup all over her milk bags

[Dual]

GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town.

The mere fact that you describe making love like that tells me you're not ready.

[<]:^D]

GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town.

I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/

[Denster]

Hope her tuna isn't yellow finned.

[Cuban Pete]

Rightey. Put the screw. In the tuna.

[Rightey]

GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town.

I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/

It's just a figure of speech

Her secret garden is pleasantly scent free.

It's pretty crowded now but everything is ok.

Got off to a bit of a rough (read disastrous) start as she came across a letter from my ex that I had somehow forgotten about, I have terrible memory, not a good first day. But much apologizing later and everything is back to being normal. Hopefully no more disasters from now on.

[Victor Mildew]

Letter? Do you live in the 1800s?

[Moggy]

strawberry floating letters always cockblock men when we are on our way to tuna town.

[Dual]

GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town.

I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/

It's just a figure of speech

Her secret garden is pleasantly scent free.

It's pretty crowded now but everything is ok.

Are you still talking about her vagina?

[False]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he was making reference to her now filled to the brim velvet cave.

[Parksey]

The past few pages have just been filled with the objectification of women as sexual objects.

You'd think Skarjo had been posting in here again.

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The past few pages have just been filled with the objectification of women as sexual objects.

You'd think Skarjo had been posting in here again.

Rightey is the Canadian Skarjo.

[Rocsteady]

Letter? Do you live in the 1800s?

You not get love letters from chicks? Think I've had one from every one I've dated.

Still think I have most of them lying about actually, strawberry float knows why. Meaningless now.

[Buffalo]

That 'tuna town' thing made me actually want to vomit.

[That]

filled to the brim velvet cave.

[False]

Letter? Do you live in the 1800s?

You not get love letters from chicks? Think I've had one from every one I've dated.

Still think I have most of them lying about actually, strawberry float knows why. Meaningless now.

Did you stop dating in the 1890's?

Id laugh my tits off if a chick gave me a letter. A text is plenty, ta.

[KB]

I've had lassies right me love letters, they love that gooseberry fool.

Maybe Scottish gals are behind the times, or nostalgic, or just more annoying.