Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:46 pm

I agree that personality is important and all that gooseberry fool, but thats only if you want to pursue a relationship. Im not interested in that gooseberry fool and for these purposes attraction is surely the most important aspect.

My two biggest fears:

#1 - hairy beaver. I cant handle that gooseberry fool, let alone be trapped in a room with it for 3 days.
#2 - she puts us as in a relationship on facebook. If she does that, everyone will know, and they'll all think thats the best I can do. To mitigate this I am seriously considering putting my facebook into hibernate.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:47 pm

[iup=3652997]Bunni[/iup] wrote:Who's paying?

She is.

Though I was planning to take her out for a meal or something to be nice.

Meal, or a sausage fe(a)st?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:55 pm

Nandos so she knows Im classy

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:07 pm

I don't understand why you have to go.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:10 pm

Because I said I would and to back out of it I think would be the nail in the coffin

But if you don't want to strawberry float her, would her really knowing that matter?

Either, you want to keep stringing her along for another 15 years so you're going to have to throw a sympathy shag or you're going to have to tell her there's no chance.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:12 pm

But you're not interested in the slightest, surely you can use whatever sites you normally use for ego massage purposes rather than go away for a weekend it a fish bucket?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:14 pm

But I generally like talking to her

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:14 pm

Talking? Gaaaaay.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:15 pm

God knows I dont want to do anything else :lol:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:28 pm

dont go then, tap up one of your endless stream of hawt babz.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **That** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:23 pm

Just rail her and then go back to treating her like your lesbian best friend for another nine years.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:33 pm

Fine.

Ill tell her she has GR to thank when Im done.

Maybe write that in semen on her back.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **That** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:43 pm

[iup=3653137]Falsey[/iup] wrote:Ill tell her she has GR to thank when Im done.

Show her this thread afterwards and post her reaction / get her to sign up and write her thoughts.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:57 pm

Im not gonna lie Karl, I did consider it.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Curls** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:11 pm

Tell her your not attracted to her, you only want her as a friend and that you are sorry for giving off the wrong impression?

Its awful been stringed along, even if the person doing it to you doesn't know they are. You have the advantage of knowing perfetly well that you are. Cut her some slack and tell her, she may hate you for a while, or forever, but it'll be the right thing to do and probably save you a lot of trouble? and a pottential hairy beaver.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:42 pm

Imagine Falsey going down on a woman with a massive hairy bush, he'd look like a toilet brush.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:45 pm

I wouldnt do it.

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