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by That's not a growth » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:44 pm

You should do a 'live text' of the weekend like news sites do on big rolling stories.

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by False » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:06 pm

I would

But I cant be arsed

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by That's not a growth » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:12 pm

Set up a twitter account especially and give us the link. Tell her you've got a Star Trek fetish and you need to document things on your "Captains Log" and use the voice input to post regular updates. Can't fail.

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by <]:^D » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:04 pm

That's not a growth wrote:Set up a twitter account especially and give us the link. Tell her you've got a Star Trek fetish and you need to document things on your "Captains Log" and use the voice input to post regular updates. Can't fail.


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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by BTB » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:17 am

I bet she proposes.

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by Poser » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:42 am

Just don't lose control, Falsey.

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by False » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:46 am

I was genuinely considering only bringing a pack of 3 jonnies, so that I can run out early on and shrug my shoulders like 'oh what a shame no poon time'. But then I saw the post about getting her preggers and realised how incredibly that could backfire on me.

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by Moggy » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:51 am

Falsey wrote:I was genuinely considering only bringing a pack of 3 jonnies, so that I can run out early on and shrug my shoulders like 'oh what a shame no poon time'. But then I saw the post about getting her preggers and realised how incredibly that could backfire on me.


It's ok Falsey, she is on the pill. :shifty:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by False » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:55 am

Im sure she is :lol:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Squinty » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:44 pm

You don't want sex?

What is wrong with you.

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by Death's Head » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:00 pm

SquintyMcSquint wrote:You don't want sex?

What is wrong with you.

Ok. New plan. Falsey - call her up and say she will be the first person to see your new plastic surgery look. Squinty will turn up for the weekend and do the deed.

Consultancy cheque to be sent to the usual address.

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by False » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:26 pm

Squinty, do you think you can be as charming and witty as me?

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by Death's Head » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:07 pm

Falsey wrote:Squinty, do you think you can be as charming and witty as me?

I'm thinking we equip him with an ear piece, allowing you to give instructions.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by False » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:11 pm

Somehow I dont think it'd extend far beyond 'give her a dicking'.

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by Glowy69 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:41 pm

I've been informed by our overlords that we have to start a new thread..

New memories to be made :shifty:

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:42 pm

Nooooooooooo

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by Glowy69 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:42 pm

I'm sure it'll be archived...right?

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by HM » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:43 pm

No I'm sorry but what a load of bullshit. How will the relationship thread being at page 1 attract new members? HOW?

The whole strawberry floating point of this thread is the memories within.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Glowy69 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:43 pm

Version 2... New members know the first one was such a success?

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by False » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:44 pm

Dont archive this thread. Purge it.

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