Relationships Thread

[Knoyleo]

Congratulations on passing on a lifelong viral infection.

[False]

YOLO

[Victor Mildew]

How Falsey sees himself

How everybody sees Falsey

[False]

I didnt have a coldsore yesterday, obviously.

And Ad, stay jelly bro.

[OnlyShallow]

Disappointed by the lack of pics from Falsey. You would think he could at least post photos from the girls facebook pages so we can see if they were fit or not.

[False]

The scouse one is definately fit. She has b cup tatties which Im proper mad for at the moment, just love them. Proper tidy arse too.

The Irish one was definately less fit, but a firm average. She also had little boobies but they werent as pretty as scouses. She was a little bigger too, but not big, just curvy. Her accent was cute and she was dirt so she won me over.

I dont use Facebook Im afraid. If I get to do it again Ill take pics, scouts honour.

[Skarjo]

I dont use Facebook Im afraid. If I get to do it again Ill take pics, scouts honour.

Some giga-gimp on my facebook keeps liking images from 'baddest bitches' and 'big boobs appreciation' and gooseberry fool like that. Just strawberry floating loads of it.

Ugly birds confirmed.

[Victor Mildew]

Busted

[False]

I dont use it for friends and gabbing, but I do check top stories when theyre emailed as missed notifications.

[Fatal Exception]

Riiiiiiiight.

[JChalmers]

How Falsey sees himself

How everybody sees Falsey

Corrected

[Holpil]

Gold.

[Cheeky Devlin]

Falsey. LAD.

[False]

You fuckheads trying to catch me out all the time, I dont strawberry floating get it man. Ive lost the threads of where it was a joke and where its people genuinely doubting or people being jelly or what.

Well, you'll be spared of my stories for a week or two anyway an you can all go back to your group 'Im here for you man' sessions if thats the gay gooseberry fool youre into. I dont see the harm with sharing my escapades and adventures for the amusement of others, but if its so unbelievable Ill just pack it in. You career forever alones should try using it as a motivational, I mean, if a horrible banana split of a waif with zero emotional range or availability can do it, then why cant you *******? Whatever.

I had sex with two girls at the same time last night. That is all.

[PaperMacheMario]

You fuckheads trying to catch me out all the time, I dont strawberry floating get it man. Ive lost the threads of where it was a joke and where its people genuinely doubting or people being jelly or what.

Well, you'll be spared of my stories for a week or two anyway an you can all go back to your group 'Im here for you man' sessions if thats the gay gooseberry fool youre into. I dont see the harm with sharing my escapades and adventures for the amusement of others, but if its so unbelievable Ill just pack it in. You career forever alones should try using it as a motivational, I mean, if a horrible banana split of a waif with zero emotional range or availability can do it, then why cant you *******? Whatever.

I had sex with two girls at the same time last night. That is all.

[Finiarél]

Brilliant.

[JChalmers]

You fuckheads trying to catch me out all the time, I dont strawberry floating get it man. Ive lost the threads of where it was a joke and where its people genuinely doubting or people being jelly or what.

Well, you'll be spared of my stories for a week or two anyway an you can all go back to your group 'Im here for you man' sessions if thats the gay gooseberry fool youre into. I dont see the harm with sharing my escapades and adventures for the amusement of others, but if its so unbelievable Ill just pack it in. You career forever alones should try using it as a motivational, I mean, if a horrible banana split of a waif with zero emotional range or availability can do it, then why cant you *******? Whatever.

I had sex with two girls at the same time last night. That is all.

You off to caravan club mate?

[Victor Mildew]

[Green Gecko]

Gotten to.

[Fatal Exception]