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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Cosmo » Sun May 19, 2013 6:08 pm

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Ad7 wrote:Bad news guys, sounds like she escaped this morning along with a few others :(


:slol:

As for how I did it, Pretty cliche really mixed with a bit of my sick humour, went to the cotswolds for the weekend and did it in a really nice park in some a little village on a bench, I pointed behind us when we were sitting down and said there was a tramp with a knife (lol) and as she turned back around to call me a dick, had the ring there and popped the question. she cried for a bout a minute and then said yes.

The ring is too big tho, have to get it reduced. And thanks for the congrats everyone. :wub:

I had to re-read this a few times. Do you mean you did all of this just after/while strawberry floating in public?


Ho, he means he proposed in a park. It's worded badly.

"Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's Math, and strawberry floatin'."
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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Dblock » Sun May 19, 2013 7:20 pm

I bet no one clapped and he stood there looking around ''god why me''

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Moggy » Sun May 19, 2013 7:30 pm

Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Dblock » Sun May 19, 2013 8:18 pm

Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Ad7 » Sun May 19, 2013 8:19 pm

I for one welcome our returning banter overlord

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by False » Sun May 19, 2013 8:40 pm

Im not racist

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Qikz » Sun May 19, 2013 10:11 pm

Falsey wrote:Im not racist


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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Lotus » Sun May 19, 2013 10:47 pm

Went out for lunch today, beautiful waitress in the restaurant. Got her number. 8-)

Now to see whether it's genuine or not. :slol:

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Clarkman » Sun May 19, 2013 11:11 pm

Lotus wrote:Went out for lunch today, beautiful waitress in the restaurant. Got her number. 8-)

Now to see whether it's genuine or not. :slol:


We expect transcripts and photographs. Good luck.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Shadow » Sun May 19, 2013 11:35 pm

Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:


Yo, I married a black girl. That's the biggest non-racist badge you can get.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Octoroc » Sun May 19, 2013 11:49 pm

Shadow wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:


Yo, I married a black girl. That's the biggest non-racist badge you can get.


I married a bloody foreigner so there's no way I'm xenophobic.

I could be racist though. I'm not dead keen on Bavarians.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by False » Mon May 20, 2013 12:09 am

Actually I take it back, I might just be racist after all.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by 1cmanny1 » Mon May 20, 2013 12:14 am

Dblock :wub:

Don't get banned again.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Rightey » Mon May 20, 2013 12:26 am

Welcome back, I eagerly await for you to tells like it is once more. :wub:

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Qikz » Mon May 20, 2013 12:28 am

Shadow wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:


Yo, I married a black girl. That's the biggest non-racist badge you can get.


You're a racist in denial. Gay people marry/get with people of the opposite sex quite often before they come out.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Shadow » Mon May 20, 2013 12:53 am

StayDead wrote:
Shadow wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:


Yo, I married a black girl. That's the biggest non-racist badge you can get.


You're a racist in denial. Gay people marry/get with people of the opposite sex quite often before they come out.


Are you trying to say I'm a strawberry floating queer!?

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by 1cmanny1 » Mon May 20, 2013 1:04 am

No he isn't. Don't be gay.

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Pacman » Mon May 20, 2013 2:27 am

Falsey wrote:So theres this mental bird who I strawberry floated once and I string her along because she flatters my ego, right. So she texts me all the time and I never answer. I give her like one occasional 'hello' so shes knows its still my number. I delete all of her texts so I dont have her number to reply to, for reasons that shall become clear. I tend to email her because I can just fire one off and forget about it and come back a few hours later to see what shes said.

So, Ive been up all night and Im bored, so I just emailed her essentially 'Im free to strawberry float now, but only now, not later', to see what she'd come back with. Within the minute, I had a reply of 'Yes. Now.'

So Ive ignored that, and shes now texting me and calling me, but Im not responding. Im not sure why I did that, but this crazy bitch really wants the D.

Edit - got another email. 'You coming now then?'

Nope.

Edit 2 - More texts. 'If not thats ok, just need to know'.

Nope.

Edit 3 - strawberry floating hell, 2 more emails.

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Those of you who are struggling with women, find a crazy bitch. This gooseberry fool is too easy.

Edit 4 - Another email. Im gonna stop checking them now because Im bored and hungry.

She's gonna flip and murder you or chop your knob off dude :slol: :slol:

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Moggy » Mon May 20, 2013 8:44 am

Shadow wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:


Yo, I married a black girl. That's the biggest non-racist badge you can get.


If I remember rightly, you didn't even realise she was black. :lol:

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PostRe: 'Romantic Relationship' Thread
by Dblock » Mon May 20, 2013 10:17 am

Moggy wrote:
Shadow wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:Oh gooseberry fool, he's back. :lol:

:wub:

Only guy i know for sure is not racist. Moggy :wub:


Yo, I married a black girl. That's the biggest non-racist badge you can get.


If I remember rightly, you didn't even realise she was black. :lol:


How is that even possible?

Or is she one of those confused colours (hey tonight im black, tomorrow im swinging for team white) .

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:

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