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I can get behind teamfalsey. I think I need a catchy name for my followers though.

Chester's a great date destination.

In fact, that's pretty much all it's good for. There's strawberry float all to do, but what is there is pretty.

I dated a girl from Mold for a bit and pretty much all of our dates were there or thereabouts. She was the first girl I dated after my first significant ex and I remember the moment after we first sexed it up and she rolled over and said 'So, are you my boyfriend now then?'.

I wasn't, and broke up with her once she was dressed.

Not my finest moment.

I might use that technique.

That wasn't very nice Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Jo-harlot.

My last girlfriend did that, after we slept together she immediately assumed I was her boyfriend. So I said yeah ok.

Buffalo wrote:My last girlfriend did that, after we slept together she immediately assumed I was her boyfriend. So I said yeah ok.

Gotten to.

It was basically this;

Buffalo wrote:My last girlfriend did that, after we slept together she immediately assumed I was her boyfriend. So I said yeah ok.

See, that's schoolboy. Find somewhere outdoors to have sex and make sure she doesn't know where you live. My last hookup before I got into this relationship was with some girl in a car-park at about 11pm. Wandered off to get my bus straight after and literally never spoke to her again. Had a couple of whatsapps/FB messages but then she gave up. No problems/strings attached.

She saw me in the same bus station about a month ago for the first time in well over two years actually. If looks could kill :lol:

I stood there and held a straight face until she walked past and then couldn't stop myself cracking up.

Ad7 wrote:
Buffalo wrote:My last girlfriend did that, after we slept together she immediately assumed I was her boyfriend. So I said yeah ok.

Gotten to.

How is that 'gotten to'?

Oh it's a joke, lighten up Buff.

I'm light bro, I was just curious.
Just found out that my date on Friday is a model 8-)

Ad7 wrote:Oh it's a joke, lighten up Buff.

Yeah, he looks gotten to.

Buffalo wrote:I'm light bro, I was just curious.
Just found out that my date on Friday is a model

'model'

I just had the freakiest poontangiest sunday afternoon ever. This girl has serious issues, like, ran away from home and lives alone issues.

She actually TOLD me, not asked, to do her in the chute. Then she told me to spaff in there, then when I asked what the deal was she said it was a power trip thing and she always O's mega hard from it. We had the blindfolds and all that gooseberry fool out.

Amazing though, shes got all the same insomnia/strawberry floated head as I have, so we had that in common. Its so weird to be able to talk to someone who is totally on a level with you and knows them feels, then lets you pork her.

The best bit, and Im fully aware you're all gonna 'Jay' on me and PPM is gonna post that same gif again, but shes a total exhibitionist and was walking around the flats in her knicks, with a massive glass balcony door. Then, when we were at it on her bed, it was in front of the window overlooking the carpark for the hotel next door. People coming and going and it was strawberry floating amazing.

Shes half asian too so got dat dark skin.

I should nail her down, shame shes off her strawberry floating head.

Prototype wrote:

Bubbles!

If there's one thing I've learned from the movies, it's that when two people with self-confessed mental health issues decide to start a relationship based on intense sex, literally nothing ever goes wrong.

Falsey's in love! Falsey's in love!

Nah Im not in love, her boobs were a bit disappointing.

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