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PaperMacheMario wrote:
Falsey wrote:... Im fully aware you're all gonna 'Jay' on me and PPM is gonna post that same gif again...

Falsey wrote:Id swap them all for the Italian one

Nowhere near playa enough to be Jay, not worthy of the gif in this instance.

You dont know, man. You never saw her.

Falsey wrote:
PaperMacheMario wrote:
Falsey wrote:... Im fully aware you're all gonna 'Jay' on me and PPM is gonna post that same gif again...

Falsey wrote:Id swap them all for the Italian one

Nowhere near playa enough to be Jay, not worthy of the gif in this instance.

You dont know, man. You never saw her.

And who's fault is that? Post pics otherwise we can't empathise.

That's kinda grim. Imagine the germs on that.

Yeah Pete, think of the germs that a girl who only drinks cocktails would have. Why would you do that to yourself?

Cuban Pete wrote:This one time (at band camp) I took a girl back to hers post-cocktails and had some pretty good sex; unfortunately after about half an hour I "arrived at my destination", so quickly grabbed the tv remote and finished her off with that.

Did it, ahem, turn her on?

kommissarboris wrote:
Falsey wrote:I should add Im not some amazing looking millionaire who nails all these chicks at first sight. Its way way short of 100% success rate, and its a lot of graft. You gotta be texting/emailing them all the time and taking them out and gooseberry fool. Pure effort.

Im up to a total of around 40 in the past 12 months. A load of those Ive recycled loads of times though.

Id swap them all for the Italian one

Wish I could be arsed.

Stop propositioning Falsey! Don't feed his addiction!

Poser wrote:
Cuban Pete wrote:This one time (at band camp) I took a girl back to hers post-cocktails and had some pretty good sex; unfortunately after about half an hour I "arrived at my destination", so quickly grabbed the tv remote and finished her off with that.

Did it, ahem, turn her on?

Last edited by Tafdolphin on Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:45 am, edited 1 time in total.

Finally got around to deleting that bird from my Facebook. Before I did, had a last look over the messages we sent and it really hit home how abrupt the change was. The transition between her being all "Can't stop thinking about you, was bored on holiday so had a wank over you" to "Nope, 100% committed to the fiancé I just cheated on" was about 5 days. My feelings of abandonment were a little more proportional than I thought at the time it seems

Anyway, well out of it now. Aus soon too. Yay!

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Post a picture of it.

Not a strawberry floating chance. It's a shitty holiday tattoo that looks like a cataract ridden granny's done it. I still love it because of associated meaning and all that, but youse lot would piss yourselves and insist I spend my nights crying over how I've ruined my body. Also, FE would probably manage to glean my home address from it.

PM, I won't show anyone.

Last edited by Tafdolphin on Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:20 am, edited 2 times in total.

Whats the point of a tattoo that means nothing to the tattooee? Even jigger's Badger Avec Trois Grande Nails must have had some significance to him. Also, what better way to consolidate a beloved memory than having it excruciatingly burned into your skin by a half blind Bolivian?

Anyway, still no.

You are such poor sport. We all helped you with your lesbian fling etc.

Just Om me with it, Taf.

You can trust me - i'm a nurse!

Corazon de Leon

Tafdolphin wrote:Not a strawberry floating chance. It's a shitty holiday tattoo that looks like a cataract ridden granny's done it. I still love it because of associated meaning and all that, but youse lot would piss yourselves and insist I spend my nights crying over how I've ruined my body. Also, FE would probably manage to glean my home address from it.

I wouldn't worry, I've already got your home address.

Regardless of whether that tattoo reminds you of your great trip or not, it also reminds you of this girl you apparently can't let go of.

Doesn't sound like a good tattoo to me.

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:Not a strawberry floating chance. It's a shitty holiday tattoo that looks like a cataract ridden granny's done it. I still love it because of associated meaning and all that, but youse lot would piss yourselves and insist I spend my nights crying over how I've ruined my body. Also, FE would probably manage to glean my home address from it.

I wouldn't worry, I've already got your home address.

I also got some blood and skin samples so can hopefully clone him.

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