Relationships Thread

[Poser]

Like manny?

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[Tafdolphin]

Anyway, didn't report back because nothing's really changed. We're still in this weird limbo between friends and something more, with both of us a bit scared to take it any further. I mean, we made out again, we slept in the same bed and woke up all entwined again but I dunno: definitely felt that if I'd tried going for gold it would have been too soon.

And yes, I'm aware of how pathetically childish/poe faced this all sounds. It's frustrating as strawberry float on this end too. I mean, she has the best arse I think I've ever seen in person. It's like the Mitchell Brothers are following me around. To wake up with it pushed into your crotch but unable to do anything about it... Urgh.

[Victor Mildew]

Just imagine she's engaged and then you'll be more inclined to dish out a rimming or two.

[Tafdolphin]

Tried that. Unfortunately, the image of Mrs Ad7 just wasn't doing it for me

[Victor Mildew]

It never does.

[Moggy]

It's like the Mitchell Brothers are following me around.

[Poser]

It's like the Mitchell Brothers are following me around.

[Cuban Pete]

Half right

[Poser]

Half right

Either way, if you saw an arse like that, you'd think it was the greatest arse you'd ever seen, right? Right?

[Tafdolphin]

So, we boned. A couple of times actually. Still not really sure what we're doing but the awkwardness is pretty much gone now.

Also, another girl I met a while back is being rather forward with her interest. When it rains it pours...

[False]

strawberry float them and chuck them. You should be scoring in the hundreds by now.

[Cosmo]

So, we boned. A couple of times actually. Still not really sure what we're doing

Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it sooner or later.

[Poser]

[Moggy]

So, we boned. A couple of times actually. Still not really sure what we're doing but the awkwardness is pretty much gone now.

Also, another girl I met a while back is being rather forward with her interest. When it rains it pours...

Does her fiancée know about this yet?

[Qikz]

So, we boned. A couple of times actually. Still not really sure what we're doing but the awkwardness is pretty much gone now.

Also, another girl I met a while back is being rather forward with her interest. When it rains it pours...

Does her fiancée know about this yet?

Even if he did I doubt he'd be able to do anything. He'd probably see Taf with his sick-ass tattoo and run scared.

[Moggy]

So, we boned. A couple of times actually. Still not really sure what we're doing but the awkwardness is pretty much gone now.

Also, another girl I met a while back is being rather forward with her interest. When it rains it pours...

Does her fiancée know about this yet?

Even if he did I doubt he'd be able to do anything. He'd probably see Taf with his sick-ass tattoo and run scared.

True, I was thinking more about how upset the poor bastard will be when he finds he has lost his beloved to a French DJ.

[smurphy]

Went on a Tinder date and didn't even make out with the girl. This has never happened before. I feel like such a loser.

Don't think I've blown it for a second, I'll have to bring out the old smurphy charm. (cue Staydead)

[Tafdolphin]

Tattoo tattoo fiance guetta tattoo fiance? Dutch tattoo Bolivia fiance tattoo? Tattoo tattoo!

[Moggy]

Tattoo tattoo fiance guetta tattoo fiance? Dutch tattoo Bolivia fiance tattoo? Tattoo tattoo!

You missed out punching toilet walls.

[Victor Mildew]

Taff and Igor should have a punching things competition.

Toilet walls or lampposts? Only one way to find out!