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by That's not a growth » Sun May 11, 2014 1:43 pm

strawberry float I could go for some KFC right now.

On Friday one of my female friends who I really fancy told me she wanted to strawberry float me. Like, not hypothetical, but a "right now" kind of deal. Unfortunately she was so drunk she feel asleep in the bar not long after this and I had to carry her out to a taxi and sent her home with another friend. I then got dancing with two girls and the fitter one added me on facebook. Not a bad night, I guess.

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by Victor Mildew » Sun May 11, 2014 1:44 pm

Sleep shouldn't be a barrier :datass:

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by That's not a growth » Sun May 11, 2014 1:57 pm

Unfortunately this seems to be common occurrence for us, I mentioned her before a few months ago actually where a similar thing happened. She tends to be really affectionate and into me when she's drunk, but she gets so wasted that she doesn't remember most things from the night before. I really need to get her out of my head, it's more hassle then it's worth, but it's strawberry floating difficult when we can get on so well.

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by That's not a growth » Sun May 11, 2014 3:33 pm

Oh my God. So I decided to give tinder another shot and the second woman I saw has one of the most horrific pics I've ever seen on the app. Is there a way for me to screen shot on my nexus 4? I need to show you guys.

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by Hesk » Sun May 11, 2014 3:34 pm


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by That's not a growth » Sun May 11, 2014 3:39 pm

Cheers. Large:

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by Hesk » Sun May 11, 2014 3:43 pm

Can I go back in time to punch myself in the face and stop me from pasting that link, please?

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by That's not a growth » Sun May 11, 2014 3:48 pm

:lol:

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by Knoyleo » Sun May 11, 2014 4:01 pm


pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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by Memento Mori » Sun May 11, 2014 5:00 pm

Only 7 miles away!

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by Buffalo » Sun May 11, 2014 5:02 pm

You could probably see her from 7 miles away.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Irene Demova » Sun May 11, 2014 5:03 pm

:dread:

DEAR GOD WHY DID YOU POST THAT IN TWO SEPARATE THREADS


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by SEP » Sun May 11, 2014 5:16 pm

Heskimo » Sun May 11, 2014 2:43 pm wrote:Can I go back in time to punch myself in the face and stop me from pasting that link, please?


I will never forgive you for this.

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by degoose » Sun May 11, 2014 5:42 pm

Jesus Christ that picture is strawberry floating awful ,I saw all the comments and went back a page thinking it can't be that bad.Wow I was wrong :lol:

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by That's not a growth » Sun May 11, 2014 5:47 pm

:lol: I'm strawberry floating loving this reaction. I didn't want to have to suffer alone.

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by Victor Mildew » Sun May 11, 2014 6:15 pm

Good lord :dread:

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by Green Gecko » Sun May 11, 2014 6:45 pm

I can't get this out of my head. I'm high on caffeine already and now I just feel sick.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Mommy Christmas » Sun May 11, 2014 6:52 pm

Jesus, 7 miles away???

Do you live in Guadalajara?

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by Mini E » Sun May 11, 2014 7:34 pm

Quite the catch.

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by Kezzer » Sun May 11, 2014 7:51 pm

Mini E » Sun May 11, 2014 6:34 pm wrote:Quite the catch.



for a whaling ship...

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