Relationships Thread

[That's not a growth]

My currently strategy of asking them if they have a glass eye or false leg seems to be working OK for some reason.

[MagicMarker]

My currently strategy of asking them if they have a glass eye or false leg seems to be working OK for some reason.

What really?

[False]

You'd be surprised how well mental openers work. Didnt Knoy have something he posted a while back that seemed to be working well?

[degoose]

This is a strange world we live in.

[Poser]

I'd imagine that would work ok, in fairness. It's different. How can they not respond to that?

I went through a phase when I was about 20 of just asking if a girl knew any good chat-up lines. They always laughed and said no, so I'd ask if they fancied a snog anyway. I think it failed to work once.

[Rax]

Did someone on here talk about asking girls if they like ice and milk? Or did I read that somewhere else. Remember whoever did it seemed to get a good response rate anyway. Asking something stupid can make you stand out, with the bonus being if they have a sense of humour theyll reply, if theyre a soulless bitch they wont.

[Poser]

I reckon I can spot the soulless bitches by sight. If they haven't smiled at you beforehand, I probably wouldn't bother.

I say 'can', my days of approaching girls in bars are long gone. Thank god.

[Rax]

Its harder to spot the soulless bitches on Tinder, stupid questions help with that.

[Victor Mildew]

I remember back in my internet dating days that I got a date with a bird by saying I thought Richard Branson was a twat in my opening contact.

[bigcheez2k3]

Strange works, I used to ask "Do you like penguins?" Or squirrels. Got me more responses than anything else.

[Rocsteady]

Yeah strange definitely works, makes it more fun for me too. Would never bother picking girls up in bars if I had to go through all the dull ass regular chat of how's your night and gooseberry fool. My favourite was always who'd win, Jaws or Free Willy (never even seen either) or who's you favourite clown - though you have to suggest a few first.

I'm just amazed falsey can last a while, if I hadn't had sex in months and had some freaky bitch on me my load would be everywhere soon as.

[bigcheez2k3]

Yeah strange definitely works, makes it more fun for me too. Would never bother picking girls up in bars if I had to go through all the dull ass regular chat of how's your night and gooseberry fool. My favourite was always who'd win, Jaws or Free Willy (never even seen either) or who's you favourite clown - though you have to suggest a few first.

I'm just amazed falsey can last a while, if I hadn't had sex in months and had some freaky bitch on me my load would be everywhere soon as.

Tactical wank.

[Rocsteady]

Nah still, on a long dry spell it takes me a few drinks to perform well. Thankfully no such spell has happened for ages now.

[False]

Nah, no prewank for me. I managed just over an hour and a half before I lost it.

I tried some poppers too but they didnt really do anything. Arent they supposed to make you feel a bit buzzy or something? I took like five massive sniffs of it and went a bit light headed for about 30 seconds and then had a headache for a few minutes but thats it. Bit of an anticlimax really.

[Rocsteady]

I'm sure we've had this conversation in here before, poppers are awful. That's all they ever do.

[Winckle]

Nah, no prewank for me. I managed just over an hour and a half before I lost it.

I tried some poppers too but they didnt really do anything. Arent they supposed to make you feel a bit buzzy or something? I took like five massive sniffs of it and went a bit light headed for about 30 seconds and then had a headache for a few minutes but thats it. Bit of an anticlimax really.

Loosens up the velvet curtain a bit though falseboy.

[False]

Yeah everything Ive found on the net says that it gives you an intense high (bullshit) and that it helps with taking a big ol dick (cant confirm).

[Victor Mildew]

How does it help with being a big old dick?

this predictable ad7 burn was brought to you by the letter D

[False]

Im not old or big

[MagicMarker]

The penguin thing worked