Relationships Thread

[OnlyShallow]

Don't get this one pregnant K?

Too late, I get girls pregnant just by looking at them.

[Moggy]

Don't get this one pregnant K?

Too late, I get girls pregnant just by looking at them.

[That's not a growth]

Meeting up with tinder girl again tonight. Aren't even bothering to pretend it's a date and she's just coming straight to my house. I think she's even bringing food. I could get used to this.

[Rocsteady]

Don't get this one pregnant K?

Too late, I get girls pregnant just by looking at them.

Approve of the thread title change.

Really enjoying being out of a relationship right now. Have never had such confidence before when single and right now I genuinely feel like I could wander about just picking tidy chicks on a whim. Long may it last, feels good.

[That's not a growth]

Well last night was strawberry floating awesome again. We took a break after an hour and a half in so she could have a cig and I could have a drink. She almost fell down my staircase because her legs were shaking so much. We then carried on for after that and once finished her vision was blurred for about half an hour, she couldn't read a damn thing. She also has a small bruise on her neck this morning from me chocking her so will have to be more careful in future since it hasn't put her off the idea. She's also complained that she can't sit down properly now. Great times.

[False]

Amazing

[Glowy69]

Well last night was strawberry floating awesome again. We took a break after an hour and a half in so she could have a cig and I could have a drink. She almost fell down my staircase because her legs were shaking so much. We then carried on for after that and once finished her vision was blurred for about half an hour, she couldn't read a damn thing. She also has a small bruise on her neck this morning from me chocking her so will have to be more careful in future since it hasn't put her off the idea. She's also complained that she can't sit down properly now. Great times.

What is this?

[Moggy]

Well last night was strawberry floating awesome again. We took a break after an hour and a half in so she could have a cig and I could have a drink. She almost fell down my staircase because her legs were shaking so much. We then carried on for after that and once finished her vision was blurred for about half an hour, she couldn't read a damn thing. She also has a small bruise on her neck this morning from me chocking her so will have to be more careful in future since it hasn't put her off the idea. She's also complained that she can't sit down properly now. Great times.

What is this?

That’s not a growth, it’s the Boston strangler.

[Green Gecko]

I walked away with 3 hickies in the beginning. Wore them with pride. Got some well funny looks.

[BobbyDigital]

I walked away with 3 hickies in the beginning. Wore them with pride. Got some well funny looks.

Probably because people thought you had sex with a 14 year old......

[Green Gecko]

Truedat. The caretaker at uni called me a hippy.

[Jay Adama]

I walked away with 3 hickies in the beginning. Wore them with pride. Got some well funny looks.

Probably because people thought you had sex with a 14 year old......

[That's not a growth]

Well last night was strawberry floating awesome again. We took a break after an hour and a half in so she could have a cig and I could have a drink. She almost fell down my staircase because her legs were shaking so much. We then carried on for after that and once finished her vision was blurred for about half an hour, she couldn't read a damn thing. She also has a small bruise on her neck this morning from me chocking her so will have to be more careful in future since it hasn't put her off the idea. She's also complained that she can't sit down properly now. Great times.

What is this?

It's where I put a toblerone under her to stop her rolling away. She's well fat, init.

She kept sending me dirty pics of herself while I was at work which was pretty awesome. Also sending me pics of lingerie to see if I approve of her getting it.

She keeps complimenting me so much. I'm not used to this and it's really going to my head. strawberry float I'm having fun though. Shame I can't now see her until Monday. Damn.

[Lotus]

What the GR hivemind's view on asking someone out for coffee via Facebook? Obviously it'd be a no-no usually, but it's the only method I have of contacting her. Yay or nay?

[MagicMarker]

What the GR hivemind's view on asking someone out for coffee via Facebook? Obviously it'd be a no-no usually, but it's the only method I have of contacting her. Yay or nay?

Long as you do it in a cheeky way, I'd say its ok.

[That's not a growth]

I don't really see messenger as any different to any other message service, so as long as it's not on her wall why not?

[Green Gecko]

Do it but don't do it to a deranged single mom who will later repeatedly call you a banana split in a drunken rant at a party because you forgot about it... over a year later.

[Glowy69]

What the GR hivemind's view on asking someone out for coffee via Facebook? Obviously it'd be a no-no usually, but it's the only method I have of contacting her. Yay or nay?

Do it. Nowt wrong with it. No different than a text or whatsapp.

[Andrew Mills]

Do it but don't do it to a deranged single mom who will later repeatedly call you a banana split in a drunken rant at a party because you forgot about it... over a year later.

And as long as you're not OS you won't run the risk of getting said single mom preggers simply by messaging her

[Green Gecko]

It was really awkward. This is a women who went all touchy feely on my leg, back when I knew nothing about women, and made artwork primarily about fetishism and perceived femininity. Ie weird kinky sculpture made of stockings, fur and chains. Frequently posts photography work of her posing titillatingly in dresses, sprawled on beds and mounting various objects.

Either severe case of wanting younger dick or no friends. Should have gone for it at the time really. Avoided because knowing this would have been super awkward in a relationship.

It's odd how it's seemingly easier to attract when you're already seeing someone. I'm not surprised so many men cheat. I also met this german woman who I bought a drink a week in, and who took me hand and ended up walking around Trafalgar Square, then wanted to go clubbing with me. That was my first, "nay, I'm taken, sorry". And she was definitely hot. Tbh I had to actually think "I need to end the roll here", and it wasn't easy. Worth it though, I was looking for a relationship and there were plenty sexy times.