Relationships Thread

[False]

Nothing attracts women like other women. This is fact.

[Green Gecko]

She did criticise my girlfriend for apparently not realising how womanly she (my girlfriend) was.

So yeah. Jealousy.

[Andrew Mills]

Nothing attracts women like other women. This is fact.

Yea, women can seem to tell when a man is spoken for and most women like what they 1). Can't/shouldn't have and 2). If they're taken then they must be worth having.

It also helps that when a taken man isn't looking for someone then they more naturally play it cool. Which, again, helps.

[Gario]

A guy I've been chatting to at work and gone to lunch with twice has left me a bag of Skittles on my desk, with a note saying Just something to make your Friday more palatable.


We discovered yesterday that we're both in exactly the same situation - still living with our exes after recently coming out of long-term relationships, both lasting around four years.

[Lotus]

A guy I've been chatting to at work and gone to lunch with twice has left me a bag of Skittles on my desk, with a note saying Just something to make your Friday more palatable.

Sounds pretty gay.

What you gonna do?

[False]

Last night was the first time I ever actually had a good time with poppers. We we both smashing them like every 15 mins and they really did work. Hard to describe the effects but its sort of a buzzy light headedness, and Falsey Jr certainly seemed to respond well.

Id taken a sleeping pill just before as well so was a pretty buzzed all round. Couldnt see right when we were done this morning.

[Victor Mildew]

A guy I've been chatting to at work and gone to lunch with twice has left me a bag of Skittles on my desk, with a note saying Just something to make your Friday more palatable.

Sounds pretty gay.

What you gonna do?

Taste his rainbow.

[Lotus]

A guy I've been chatting to at work and gone to lunch with twice has left me a bag of Skittles on my desk, with a note saying Just something to make your Friday more palatable.

Sounds pretty gay.

What you gonna do?

Taste his rainbow.

[Gario]

Last night was the first time I ever actually had a good time with poppers. We we both smashing them like every 15 mins and they really did work. Hard to describe the effects but its sort of a buzzy light headedness, and Falsey Jr certainly seemed to respond well.

Id taken a sleeping pill just before as well so was a pretty buzzed all round. Couldnt see right when we were done this morning.

not sure whether to ask to meet.

[That's not a growth]

Last night was the first time I ever actually had a good time with poppers. We we both smashing them like every 15 mins and they really did work. Hard to describe the effects but its sort of a buzzy light headedness, and Falsey Jr certainly seemed to respond well.

Id taken a sleeping pill just before as well so was a pretty buzzed all round. Couldnt see right when we were done this morning.

sounds pretty cool, I've enjoyed poppers in the past but I haven't had sex on drugs before.

in fact, when me and most recent girl met up on Sunday we talked a bit about each of our history with drugs and I mentioned to her I've never had sex on drugs. she said I should really try it because it's awesome.

Then on Tuesday after our session she mentioned that she might not want to have sex with me while on drugs because it's so intense she's not sure she could take it. Feels good man.

[False]

Yeah I need to find a chick who is down for some more illicit action. Unfortunately I dont really know anyone to buy good stuff from so its troublesome finding it.

As soon as Silk Road is more stable/trustworthy..

[That's not a growth]

I don't think silk road it's self will ever be trust worthy again, but from what I hear there are very good alternative.

[False]

I think Ill have to try it out after a particularly wealthy month when I have some spends knocking around. I was told by some strippers a while back that if I ever fancy it I just need to ask for a 'party girl'.

Reminds of the half italian girl, she always has weed knocking about and never offers to share it. Stingy bitch.

[That's not a growth]

That's a true test of what kind of person she was. She failed.

[False]

Yeah, tell me about it. She'd probably be my best bet for dodgy stuff though I reckon.

[MagicMarker]

If she goes the pub as the only girl in a group of lads, what does that mean?

[False]

She probably wants alcohol

[Banjo]

She's cock daft.

[Buffalo]

If she goes the pub as the only girl in a group of lads, what does that mean?

You've blown it mate.

[1cmanny1]

If she goes the pub as the only girl in a group of lads, what does that mean?

Shes blown them mate.

ftfy

It could mean nothing tbh. But if she keeps ditching you to go the pub with friends, she isn't worth the hassle.