Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:56 pm

MagicMarker » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:48 pm wrote:Well that was a strawberry floating sweet evening

Did you do sex?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **MagicMarker** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:56 pm

I cooked a meal. Cos its better than going to a restaurant cos it meant we could watch a good film and eat at the same time. Then she started being touchy. And once I was sure she was into it, I was well into it. Sweet relations.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:57 pm

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:57 pm

Top work.

Just think, you were going to bin her off for being a bitch.

YOURE WELCOME.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:58 pm

Oh my god, we did it!

We need a logo and a special day!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Tomous** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:01 pm

Excellent work MM 8-)

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:03 pm

Now for dat pregnancy scare.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Skippy** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:03 pm

FORGET ENGLAND! WAHEY!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **MagicMarker** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:19 pm

Its normal for it to be crap the first time right?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:20 pm

MagicMarker » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:19 pm wrote:Its normal for it to be crap the first time right?

Oh yeah, totally normal.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Tomous** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:23 pm

You should be like this tomorrow:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Songwriter** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:25 pm

aayl1 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:15 am wrote:
Outrunner » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:32 am wrote:Found out my wife has been having an affair for the past three weeks. Apparently she's "confused". She's staying with a friend right now

Alcohol and self-harming. Fun times!

All accounts that in your name you need to cancel, now.

I'd get in touch with a lawyer too.

Sorry to hear about that. I've no idea how much it must hurt to be betrayed like that.

Jesus. That’s all bad advice.

Just take stock, get into a place where you can communicate - leave bank accounts and divorce lawyers alone.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:26 pm

MagicMarker » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:19 pm wrote:Its normal for it to be crap the first time right?

Yup.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:28 pm

Wait, you lost your virginity?!

:datass:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **MagicMarker** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:32 pm

Yeah.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:34 pm

Good lad!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **MagicMarker** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:35 pm

My idea of cooking in for her instead of Nandos was genius 8-)

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:36 pm

First time is almost always gash and way disappointing.

It takes practice to get good at it.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **PatSharpsMullet** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:36 pm

MagicMarker » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:35 pm wrote:My idea of cooking in for her instead of Nandos was genius

Did you have rabbit?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:37 pm

No he had fish AMIRITE

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