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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:58 pm

[iup=3622703]aayl1[/iup] wrote:Squirt your maple syrup all over her milk bags


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Dual » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:27 pm

[iup=3622149]Rightey[/iup] wrote:GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town. :datass:


The mere fact that you describe making love like that tells me you're not ready.

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by <]:^D » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:57 pm

[iup=3622759]LewisD[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3622149]Rightey[/iup] wrote:GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town. :datass:


I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/


:dread:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Denster » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:15 am

Hope her tuna isn't yellow finned.

Get the kite, Beavis.
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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Cuban Pete » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:37 am

Rightey. Put the screw. In the tuna.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Rightey » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:55 am

[iup=3622759]LewisD[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3622149]Rightey[/iup] wrote:GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town. :datass:


I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/


It's just a figure of speech :roll:

Her secret garden is pleasantly scent free.

It's pretty crowded now but everything is ok.

Got off to a bit of a rough (read disastrous) start as she came across a letter from my ex that I had somehow forgotten about, I have terrible memory, not a good first day. But much apologizing later and everything is back to being normal. Hopefully no more disasters from now on.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Ad7 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:56 am

Letter? Do you live in the 1800s?

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Moggy » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:40 am

strawberry floating letters always cockblock men when we are on our way to tuna town. :cry:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Dual » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:43 am

[iup=3622918]Rightey[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3622759]LewisD[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3622149]Rightey[/iup] wrote:GF has arrived, time to drive the beef bus into tuna town. :datass:


I feel sorry for you if you're excited about a fishy smelling vadge.

Nowt worse.
It's like someone poured stale piss in a bucket of fish heads. :/


It's just a figure of speech :roll:

Her secret garden is pleasantly scent free.

It's pretty crowded now but everything is ok.



Are you still talking about her vagina?

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by False » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:48 am

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he was making reference to her now filled to the brim velvet cave.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Parksey » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:07 am

The past few pages have just been filled with the objectification of women as sexual objects.

You'd think Skarjo had been posting in here again.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:12 am

[iup=3622950]Parksey[/iup] wrote:The past few pages have just been filled with the objectification of women as sexual objects.

You'd think Skarjo had been posting in here again.


Rightey is the Canadian Skarjo.

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by Rocsteady » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:45 am

Ad7 wrote:Letter? Do you live in the 1800s?

You not get love letters from chicks? Think I've had one from every one I've dated.

Still think I have most of them lying about actually, strawberry float knows why. Meaningless now.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Buffalo » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:46 am

That 'tuna town' thing made me actually want to vomit.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Karl_ » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:05 am

[iup=3622931]Falsey[/iup] wrote:filled to the brim velvet cave.


:lol:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by False » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:44 pm

[iup=3622993]ianf[/iup] wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Letter? Do you live in the 1800s?

You not get love letters from chicks? Think I've had one from every one I've dated.

Still think I have most of them lying about actually, strawberry float knows why. Meaningless now.


Did you stop dating in the 1890's?

Id laugh my tits off if a chick gave me a letter. A text is plenty, ta.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by KB » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:05 pm

I've had lassies right me love letters, they love that gooseberry fool.

Maybe Scottish gals are behind the times, or nostalgic, or just more annoying.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Buffalo » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:06 pm

Girls love letters.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Corazon de Leon » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:12 pm

[iup=3623116]KB[/iup] wrote:I've had lassies right me love letters, they love that gooseberry fool.

Maybe Scottish gals are behind the times, or nostalgic, or just more annoying.


They left you love letters, aye? :slol:

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by KB » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:33 pm

[iup=3623123]Corazon de Leon[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3623116]KB[/iup] wrote:I've had lassies write me love letters, they love that gooseberry fool.

Maybe Scottish gals are behind the times, or nostalgic, or just more annoying.


They left you love letters, aye? :slol:

and syphilis...


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