Relationships Thread

[OnlyShallow]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

[It'sNotLupus]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

[aayl1]

You can't just leave us hanging like that.

I want a story. Tell me she came to you with teaful, regret filled eyes saying she made the biggest mistake of her life etc etc.

[Victor Mildew]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

The great tragedy of our time. Neva 4 get.

And ex mrs OS tries to come crawling back in 5....4....

[Rocsteady]

Sounded like that was always going to be an inevitability to be fair.


Think my strawberry float buddy's short lived, went out for a game of bowling and a couple of drinks last night before heading back to hers. Had some pretty average sex then I couldn't even get it going for a second time round. Didn't try bothering this morning.

Although objectively she's pretty good looking think I'm realising I'm not even properly sexually attracted to her. Just came on strong before and knew it would be easy pickings.

[OnlyShallow]

You can't just leave us hanging like that.

I want a story. Tell me she came to you with teaful, regret filled eyes saying she made the biggest mistake of her life etc etc.

I don't know the story, yet. But his kaftan had been on a shaky peg for a while.

I just got a text from the ex this morning, saying she wanted to tell me before someone else did that they had split up.

Sad days.

[Frank]

Just had three matches in a row on Tinder. I have no idea how to start the conversation. Ideas for icebreakers, pls. Go!

[aayl1]

Do you breed rabbits?

[aayl1]

Ask them what is E.T. is short for.

He's got little legs

[Moggy]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

Time for you to win her back then!

[Rocsteady]

Just had three matches in a row on Tinder. I have no idea how to start the conversation. Ideas for icebreakers, pls. Go!

I talked to False about this, just pick up something from their profile and roll with it.

So one of them's had a rank raincoat, I said that's horrific basically, got a reply then you can go on to chat where she was when wearing that piece of gooseberry fool etc. Maybe not quite so harsh.

Got a tinder date lined up for tomorrow night, pretty fit half Iranian chick. Will see if it comes about though as we've barely been chatting the last few days.

Pretty bored of tinder already, not the biggest fan of talking to people when it's not face to face and it seems to take too much chat before date's are arranged and gooseberry fool normally.

[Andrew Mills]

You can't just leave us hanging like that.

I want a story. Tell me she came to you with teaful, regret filled eyes saying she made the biggest mistake of her life etc etc.

I don't know the story, yet. But his kaftan had been on a shaky peg for a while.

I just got a text from the ex this morning, saying she wanted to tell me before someone else did that they had split up.

Sad days.

OS's ex-wife in inevitable outcome shocker.

[OnlyShallow]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

Time for you to win her back then!

What a great idea. I know she wants this too, otherwise she wouldn't have been dragging her feet over the divorce. Happy days ahead.

[Moggy]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

Time for you to win her back then!

What a great idea. I know she wants this too, otherwise she wouldn't have been dragging her feet over the divorce. Happy days ahead.

Good stuff. And the best thing is that now she has been with Brandon and seen the size of his knobbler, you will know that she can now be fully trusted.

[OnlyShallow]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

Time for you to win her back then!

What a great idea. I know she wants this too, otherwise she wouldn't have been dragging her feet over the divorce. Happy days ahead.

Good stuff. And the best thing is that now she has been with Brandon and seen the size of his knobbler, you will know that she can now be fully trusted.

Slight problem though, my current gf is much better than ex Mrs OS.

[Moggy]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

Time for you to win her back then!

What a great idea. I know she wants this too, otherwise she wouldn't have been dragging her feet over the divorce. Happy days ahead.

Good stuff. And the best thing is that now she has been with Brandon and seen the size of his knobbler, you will know that she can now be fully trusted.

Slight problem though, my current gf is much better than ex Mrs OS.

She might be better looking and she might be trustworthy. She might even be better in bed! But has she ever seen a knobbler in a graveyard?

[OnlyShallow]

So very few of us have.

I'm going to miss Brandon. He has made so many people happy. Happy they are not him.

[Victor Mildew]

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[1cmanny1]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

If true love like that can't succeed, what hope as a species do we have?

[Moggy]

Well, the soulmates are no more. Ex Mrs OS and Brandon have split up

If true love like that can't succeed, what hope as a species do we have?

I think you have to look at the bright side Manny. Brandon is now young, free and single and is looking for adventurous fun in New Zealand.